ollies innie

hi im lingy please talk to me "they" pronouns please

[iitsnotme-123]

pov: you’re 14 and reading homestuck for the first time

[gemstone-gynoid]

[mensajeroseis]

have you guys seen this. im so entranced im posting it everywhere

[ampervadasz]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[eightplustwelveistwenty]

[thegalaxyinyoureye]

[enderbot-magic]

[notkatniss]

[notkatniss]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job

[mysharona1987]

[nefertittythegreat]

[cloudfreed]

It’s almost like teachers barely make a living wage and actual minimum wage workers don’t make a living wage at all.

[archliches]

having adhd makes all of your thoughts feel like a 7-way venn diagram

[archliches]

and explaining anything like this

[doctorslippery]

I feel like I get stuck in one of those conversations about once a week.

[theweirdwideweb]

[callingallcars]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[llleighsmith]

‼️ my recreation textbook said prison abolition now!

[planeoftheeclectic]

[Image id: Figure from Power, Promise, Potential, and Possibilities of Parks, Recreation, and Leisure.

What Recreators Can Do

It costs approximately $30,000 to incarcerate a juvenile offender for one year. If that money were available to Parks and Recreation, we could do the following:

Take him swimming twice a week for 24 weeks,

And give him four tours of the zoo, plus lunch,

And enroll him in 50 community center programs,

And visit the nature center twice,

And let him play league softball for a season,

And tour the gardens at the park twice,

And give him two weeks of tennis lessons,

And enroll him in two weeks of day camp,

And let him play three rounds of golf,

And act in one play,

And participate in one fishing clinic,

And take a four-week pottery class,

And play basketball eight hours a weeks for 40 weeks,

After which we could return to you: $29,125 and one much happier kid.

Reprinted, by permission, from E. O’Sullivan, 1999, Setting a course for change (National Recreation and Park Association).

End ID]

[stimman4000]

the culture writers at rolling stone have invented the concept of doing drugs

[kaijuno]

I’m having a stroke,,,

[garbage-empress]

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[fibbunny]

What the fuck

[blackpyrefly]

finessed

[luntfontanne]

(x)

[hero-in-high-tops]

Video games peaked in 2006 when in lego star wars the original trilogy, they couldn't have the iconic dialogue of darth vader telling luke skywalker he's his father because lego games didn't have dialogue at the time. So they just had to have vader point to a fuckin photograph of anakin and a pregnant padme