probably not

we kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves

[were--ralph]

everyone talks about touching grass but when i put my hand in their bush its a problem

[averyterrible]

one inch nails: i want to fuck you like .111111... of an animal

[d1s4strous]

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

[thedeliaishere]

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

[loverofboob]

"I'm so normal about this" good for you. I'm so perverted and predatory about it

[verminfang]

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

[elliespectacular]

i'd never jerk off. i'm nice. i'd only hero off.

[acidwashwerewolf]

made a new sticker design the other day

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[seraphrain]

touching myself over the thought of pissing you off

[m0rtesagrada-backup]

[chaoticneutralwife]

well then can we at least sexualize the problem

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[duchessvongooseberg]

buckle my shoe 😊

[melancholic-whimsy]

when life gives you lemons you squeeze them into your open wounds

[jame7t]

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

[cornsumer]

i’m sorry but what the actual fuck

[jame7t]

a cackling witch

[slappycat]

you hate me because you know i am funnier and sexier than you. when i jingle my little clown bells and do my silly little jester dance it fills you with anger that i can be so funny and also so sensual in my big, big clown shoes

[punkrorschach]

the line between cunty and campy is thin. and baby, i'm straddling it.

[punkrorschach]

sometimes you write a second draft