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sometimes you trap a male false black widow under a cup in the middle of the night because he was roaming around on your ceiling looking for female spider pheromones and then his harmless dumb ass fell straight onto your bed so you had to contain him because you were tired and wanted to sleep. and sometimes that spider is no longer in that cup the next morning. as haunting as it is his determination is honestly kinda inspiring. chase your dreams little man hope you get spider laid

evilvillain123456789

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.

mtfoss

Okay so normal rules then

what-even-is-thiss

When I suggest people go to the doctor for something a lot of them seem to assume I don’t know what it’s like to have doctors that don’t listen to you. Yeah I do actually. I still think you should go to the doctor.

redstonedust

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

julesdoesthings

Here they come, the Dynamic Duo

Just some quick background practice, posting before I have to log off for around 2 weeks?? If you see me post? I am alive. If you don't see me post? I am also alive, just signal and internet connection are not being kind to me

batsandboba

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how does this only have 1400 notes

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end road work? aw fuck i hope this car flies

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krystal-prisms

Someone add do you love the color of the sky

liquid-geodes

Someone do NOT do that, I’ll kill you with my flying car

yupokaysuremhm

I don’t have the original but I have this. Kill me.

kennyswurvegurl

I’m going to hurt all of you

supreme-leader-stoat

beardedmrbean

Waluigi was a nice touch.

lespoopypodle

We tf was the hat

positivelyapunovexponent-good

@linearmoss

techhermeticism-deactivated2019

you only like me for who I am

nohoperadio

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

guabiju

Tumblr sexy man of the year if you people weren't cowards

joeyclaire

hermey the elf was transgender

joeyclaire

female elves:

blond hair and small noses

male elves:

no hair and big noses

hermey:

blond hair and small nose

is a trans man

joeyclaire

you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist

the-floof-king-deactivated20250

“No daughter of mine will become a dentist!”

“I’m trans actually”

“No son of mine will become a dentist!”

termagax

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

tacobellfries

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

rexuality

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

Go lay down. Maybe read a little. Honk shoo Honk shoo. Lovely evening :)

rbvcdeluxe

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

ifellbecausegravity

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