fuck my life

just another 20 something with a Tumblr that they can never show their family

[stephencolbertly]

Meanwhile… Losing ‘Friends’ And Tumblr Nudity

[ravendumpster]

#LOGOFFSTANDUP

The ignorance of @staff and the continued poor decision making HAS CONSEQUENCES.

REMOVING NSFW CONTENT WILL;

- damage sex workers livelihoods

- damage artist’s livelihoods

- remove an environment where nsfw content could be viewed through filtering tags, which assisted PTSD survivors & others

- close off opportunities of sexual exploration and education

REMOVING NSFW CONTENT WILL NOT;

- fix the bot problem

- fix the nazi problem

- fix overall company revenue & client base respect&response

GET ANGRY. THIS IS NOT THE TUMBLR WE WANT TO SEE.

TOMORROW, REMEMBER TO

#LOGOFFSTANDUP

Oh, also? Participate in armagauden. lets make this hellsite pink in protest. GAUD!

[syoish]

Everyone I follow: I’m leaving tumblr because of the nsfw ban, here’s my twitter and instagram.

Me, who’s been using tumblr as my sole source of social media since a crisp autumn day in 1648, hates change, and is terrified of a different social media experience:

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[that-twink-over-there]

This is a MASTERPIECE

[the-kouchfort]

[traparcyclone]

[optima-chama]

It literally just hit me that Toby Fox made a goddamned AU to his own game YEARS before it actually came out and others made AUs of their own for Undertale, and if that’s not a goddamn Power Move, I don’t know what is.

[sshadelyne]

Us, making AUs: sorry Toby Fox

Toby Fox, laughing from his basement and coding a game for an AU of a game that he made before the original game itself: lol bitch u thought

[kamari3]

I said it before and I’ll say it again:

Big Dick Energy

[excellynt]

BIGGEST DICK ENERGY

[gif87a-com]

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

[soundlessdragon]

Science

I love it

[markscherz]

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

[abitchistireddddd]

stop it steve

[liminalsimian]

mood:

[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[paradisiak]

Reno 911 was the epitome of comedy

[crawlingonyourback]

I totally see this as the fells with their frisk

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

Hey, i actually made a Halloween post early!

Hanzo: “Begone! Or face the wrath of….These huge fuckin’ bats!…..You cannot eat your wing!!“ Jesse: “Rub a Dub Dub, your time has come“ Hanzo: “[wHEEZE]… 10/10 for execution. But practicality?“

here’s the one i did last year

[wakeupthewublins]

THE WITCH’S HOUSE IS GETTING A FULL ASS REMAKE ON OCTOBER 31ST

[didney-worl-no-uta]

YO

[immortallover13]

Bro!

[blackbitchenergy]

This was so fucking satisfying to watch

[immortallover13]

WHAT?! PLEASE EXPLAIN!

[justanotherass]

[catchymemes]

[thedeactivateddeactivated]

[happilycrazyavenue-blog]

No is a ghots

[psappho]

anyone else gay on this sunday afternoon in october?

[black-equals-mysoul]

[immortallover13]

I'm close enough

[vex-bittys]

So my honey bo romeo and my chain casanova are starting to get cold now that winter is coming. What can I do to keep them warm when I leave for work? I can't stay home and cuddle them all day even though i wish i could.

*It is very important to make sure your lamia bittybones stay warm in colder climates or in cold seasons. While lamia bittybones are able to survive in nearly any living condition, they do need special care if it is going to be cold!

*Of course lamia bittybones prefer their owner’s body heat. Warm snuggles with someone you care about? Yes please, even for a reluctant tsundere like Mamba or Coral. Fortunately, if you have more than one lamia bitty, they will also cuddle each other to share warmth (as long as they get along).

*You should make sure that your lamia bittybones have plenty of blankets in their nests. When it’s cold, the insulation will help them preserve body heat. A heating lamp or space heater are also helpful, but they may end up being a huge increase in your electricity bill.

*In a cold climate, your lamia bitty may also eat more. Staying warm requires a greater magic expenditure in cold weather, and extra protein will help them to produce plenty of extra magic.  I recommend giving them warm broth or Bavim’s Bell brand milk to help them keep their magic up!

[starydraws]

Am I back? 

original quote by @maybeijusthateeverything