E.T. Investigator

30 || they/them || CA -> DC -> CA || 🏳️‍🌈 🌱🧶🔭🌍🎮🖥 Dr. of Space. Play many games, watch some media, very gay. A garden hermit you can fuck. In love with a tumblrless heathen.

[astrobiolophysics]

Raw dogging existence in a courtyard at the moment wyd

[dogpuppy]

[charl0ttan]

fmk air water food

fuck food marry air kill food fuck water

[sylph-of-gender]

that's not how this works. that's not how this works at all.

[charl0ttan]

awww wehwehwehweh weh googajjagaff mm goodagaba mazoozoo

[fandom-man]

[spookyviper-deactivated20161219]

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

[imthegirlwhowaited]

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

[jones-friend]

This video has given youtubers permanent strikes on their account for violent content. Reblog violent content on your dash TODAY

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[asideofbpd]

i don’t have the healthiest coping methods but i haven’t killed myself yet so where’s my fucking medal

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

pocket pussy made of antimatter call that free bottom surgery

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

who up annihilating they shit

[ignis-aeternus]

I’m gonna do some really stupid math gimme a sec

[ignis-aeternus]

Turns out nobody really measures average penis weight (science has failed me) so I went the route of “treat the object as a standard shape.” In this case, a right cylinder.

Sources: Wikipedia for average length and circumference, https://bionumbers.hms.harvard.edu/files/Density%20and%20mass%20of%20each%20organ-tissue.pdf for the density of muscle tissue (it was the same for all kinds of muscle)

ANYWAYS yeah matter/anti-matter reactions create energy based on the Mass-Energy relation (E=M C^2). If you did this you’re blowin’ your shit smooth off (plus anything in you’re immediate vicinity)

Side note: the final number might be double? I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to count the corresponding mass of anti-matter as well but I didn’t. Either way you’re setting off the equivalent of a small nuclear bomb.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

awesome

[puppyevie]

That's not a small bomb. 6 megatons would put that at around the 19th most powerful nuclear explosion, right after the Castle Union test.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

[getting defensive] n-no it's a really small bomb actually...

[squeakitties]

whart the

[sailatina3]

[tall]

[spacepetals]

[queerautism]

Hey so as the economy continues to get worse in the next few years, gambling companies are going to go extra hardcore predatory as people become more desperate. Yes, even more than they already are. You have to promise me right now you're not going to fall for it. No gambling, okay?

This is going to be especially bad with prediction markets and sports gambling, and it's already really fucking bad. But it also goes for loot boxes, blind box collectables, trading card games, and ESPECIALLY gacha games.

[english-mace]

yes labubus are gambling

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

[wokeuplaughing]

yes I've been needing an oven cover, weed, and the dog device temu really got my number

[radiowithnohead]

i’ve been laughing for a solid 15 minutes over this dude who got banned from r/food for his potato recipe

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights