World Record Holder of Unnecessary Apologies.

I'm Ariel. Femininst, she/her pronouns.I just post stuff I like. Always interested in talking to new people!

[byjove]

If I go into your house and go in your drawer to find a clip for the chips and I see this I’m assuming you’re a serial killer.

[byjove]

Patrick Bateman junk drawer

[tymorrowland]

when your friend is in january 1st and you’re in december 31st

[rebornmaggot-deactivated2019102]

if shes your girl why is she calling "woohoo boys" off her balcony and leading me into her apartment and letting me sit on her bed and telling me the reason these expensive linens aren't even soft is because sometimes things that are expensive are worse

[n-namida]

[alonglineofbread]

[heisecapades]

Thanks, I hate it

[ottermatopoeia]

Love wins

[pudico]

Spy Kids (2001)

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[fanonical]

sally: i named you perseus because your father was a greek god percy: my dad is poseidon percy: ...so you named me after zeus' kid? sally: thought it'd throw them off for a bit

[illmissthecrowning]

Sally Jackson, after frantically researching Greek mythology for baby names:

[prole-log]

[funny-tik-toks]

[doberbutts]

I'm not saying that I dislike that weed has been legalized in more and more states (imo all drugs should be legalized but that's not the point of this post)- I *am* saying that every time I pass a dispensary that looks like an apple store and I see white people talking freely about making special cookies and smoking in their spare time, all I can think about are the thousands and thousands of black people who experienced huge amounts of state-sponsered violence for even the suspicion of having weed on them and those who are STILL IN PRISON for possession charges.

And it. Just kinda makes me grit my teeth, you know? My father was illegally searched and brutalized in front of me when I was a little kid because the cop "thought he smelled weed" (he didn't, my dad doesn't touch the stuff) and in the mean time Becky in accounting takes a "special gummy" every night that she gets from a store next to the Starbucks.

[heedra]

unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[doyouknowthisdragartist]

"what's the appeal of drag kings" because women are my favorite guy next question

[doyouknowthisdragartist]

[thealogie]

Doctor who morality is so funny because he’ll be like noooo I’d never shoot someone!! not even in self defense!! guns are so bad! but then he’ll trap someone in a mirror for eternity or make them stand watch as a scarecrow forever. Hey king we gotta get you some decarceral literature you’re doing torture on a scale so much worse than guns

[greenslime69]

The ninth doctor was so insane fr he was like I watched my planet get destroyed and I can't share this trauma with anyone. I will fix this by befriending a human girl and taking her to see her planet get destroyed. This is normal behaviour.

[fyeahgothicromance]

[quasi-normalcy]

Everyone's thinking "witch" but the owl was actually going as a cowboy.

[horrortvfilmsource]

Krampus (2015)

[circularsidewalks-deactivated20]

If I was a mouse and was given a cookie I would totally want a glass of milk as well. I've always thought this. That is what's called a relatable protagonist.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

it's my earnestly held belief that every human person holds within them an invisible timer that counts up from the last time they stuck their feet in a body of water and the higher that number gets the more sludge builds up in their brain and in their heart