Ladies and gentlemen, some of the 100000 reasons why I will love the Lord of the Rings movies and the cast till the end of times.
Billy the pony was a fucking pair of humans. Fuck everything. My life is a lie.
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Ladies and gentlemen, some of the 100000 reasons why I will love the Lord of the Rings movies and the cast till the end of times.
Billy the pony was a fucking pair of humans. Fuck everything. My life is a lie.
do you have any favourite love letters from the past?
“You have fixed my Life – however short,” Wilfred Owen to Siegfried Sassoon
“I am reduced to a thing that wants Virginia” / “Throw over your man, I say, and come,” Vita Sackville-West and Virginia Woolf
“Love is my religion – I could die for that, I could die for you,” John Keats to Fanny Brawne
“I know Hyacinthus, whom Apollo loved so madly, was you in Greek days,” Oscar Wilde to Alfred Lord Douglas
Because there aren’t enough posts in the DPS fandom
For those of you who hang out in the Dead Poets Society and Anderperry tags, I am gifting you with the following links:
Here is the final script of Dead Poets Society.
Here is the original script.
Here are the deleted scenes.
Here is a video with the boys in New York which is just really important okay.
Here is an interview with the cast when they were still little DPS fetuses.
These are just kind of five things you didn’t know you needed, so enjoy, stay safe, cry often, I love you guys.
This is important.
does anyone want to uhhhhh
send me any and all dead poets society fanwork that you have ever encountered bc i need it to breath and there isn't enough of it
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Do you ever think about how well Romeo and Juliet works as a gay love story? Because like, speedrunning through a forbidden relationship is like, peak gay.
One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons
What happened afterwards?
My mom showed up
A summary of the Cold War (1947-1991)
HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH GOES SO HARD YOU GUYS This song was screaming Good Omens at me and was begging to be made into the cheesiest 80s music video you’ve ever seen this side of the millennia.
Better quality on youtube: https://youtu.be/hO-VfTg440Q
Reblogging bc REASONS
wow i cant believe tomorrows gay gayth, twentygayteen
happy gay gayth twentygayteen !!
This post can only be reblogged on the gay gayth of every year
Less Than Three Press
Ninestar Press
Harmony Ink
Dreamspinner Press
DSP Publications
Loose ID
Pride Publishing
Riptide Publishing
MLR Press
JMS Books
Blind Eye Books
Interlude Press
And there are many many more
I will be eternally grateful to anyone who can produce a list of scifi/fantasy/fiction books with queer female main characters.
Please…?
I’ll do this as soon as I’m at my computer, since doing it on my phone is impossible
Alright, I may be too little, too late, but here is my contribution at any rate. I hope some of them suit ^^
Keeper of the Dawn by Dianna Gunn
As I Descended by Robin Talley
Labyrinth Lost by Zoraida Cordova
A Darkly Beating Heart by Lindsay Smith
Of Fire & Stars by Audrey Coulthurst
Romancing the Inventor by Gail Carriger
Bryony and Roses by T. Kingfisher
The Best of Both Worlds by Victoria Zagar
All Things Rise by Missouri Vahn
Beauty & Cruelty by Meredith Katz
A Question of Counsel by Archer Kay Leah
Breakfire’s Glass by A.M. Valenza
The Broken Forest by Megan Derr
Clariel by Garth Nix
Ash by Malinda Lo
Waiting for You by Megan Derr
Crystal Cage by Victoria Zagar
Glove of Satin, Glove of Bone by Rachel White
Hair to the Throne by Meredith Katz
Skyborn by Helena Maeve
The Galloway Road by Catherine Adams
The Scars of Jocasta Lacroix by Jack Harvey
Treason by Althea Claire Duffy
Walking on Knives by Maya Chhabra
Winterbourne’s Daughter by Stephanie Rabig
Addict by Matt Doyle
Shaper by Christine Danse
Nightshade by Brooke Radley
The Caphenon by Fletcher DeLancey
Daughter of Mystery by Heather Rose Jones
The Cybernetic Tea Shop by Meredith Katz
Ice Massacre by Tiana Warner
Okay, hopefully that’s a good start <3
the OP of the screenshotted tweet is on tumblr, and an author too, having put out Chameleon Moon and related stories.
I’m really relieved that both RoAnna and Heather’s books are linked on this post because if their tweets were going to be circulating around Tumblr with no way to indicate that Heather’s written a three-book (so far) fantasy series about magical lesbians and bi women in early 19th century Central Europe and RoAnna writes hopeful superhero dystopians that feature the only f/f/f triad MC’s I can think of in any book, that would have been hecking unfair.
@affablyevil, I hope that helps, but if you want more books, here’s a list I made a while ago of ten SFF f/f’s where they don’t die, and I am continually reading more and recommending more. (Have you heard of Flowers of Luna? College f/f set at fashion design college on the moon.)
[image description: a tweet from RoAnna Sylver (@RoAnna Syvler) reading “This June, please rememeber that there are more LGBT books than the ones you see everywhere put out by the Big 5, ad indies are amazing/worthy.” The next reblog is a tweet from Heather Rose Jones (@heatherrosejones) reading: “Making a list of queer SFF for Pride Month? Remember to look outside the mainstream presses. Don’t shut queer publishers out of queer lit.”]
Here’s a bunch of Goodreads lists that might help!
Speculative Fiction (SFF and Horror):
Fantasy & Sci-Fi Featuring Lesbian Characters
Bi WOC SFF
Lesbian and Bisexual Women (etc) Sci Fi / Lesbian Sci-Fi
Lesbian Fantasy
Lesbian & Bi Women Medieval Fantasy
Lesbian and Bi Women Dystopians
F/F Paranormal and Urban Fantasy
Lesbian & Bi Women Fairy Books (Stories about fairies)
Lesbian Steampunk Books
Lesbian Horror
Lesbian Zombie Books
Lesbian Ghost Stories
Lesbian Werewolf Books
Lesbian Vampire Books
Queer Mermaid Books
Lesbian & Bi Women YA SFF2016 f/f SFF (sci-fi & fantasy) with HEA/HFN
And some more lists, including a whole history of LGBT SFF!
Lesbians In Space: A Reader’s Guide to Lesbian Science Fiction
LGBT Science Fiction and Fantasy 2000-2010 (Part 1)
LGBT Science Fiction and Fantasy 2000-2010 (Part 2)
LGBT Science Fiction and Fantasy Before 1970
LGBT Science Fiction and Fantasy in the 1970s
LGBT Science Fiction and Fantasy in the 1980s
LGBTQ Protagonists in Fantasy and Science Fiction
Also worth checking out is Queership!
I’m betting it’s in one of these lists, but I can’t let this hobby without adding The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet by Becky Chambers, and also the Lost Alliance trilogy by Zen DiPietro!
@rycolfan I just found this in my drafts and I think it may be of use to a certain pielet! 😉
BOOOOOOST :D
Please support publishers/writers of awesome books like these both by picking up their stuff and letting as many as people possible know that this hella cool stuff is out there!
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SO MANY good recommendations here :D
TIME TO START READING AGAIN Y'ALL
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Late tonight a bunch of staff are playing a game called role call and if you thought fugitive was wild just w a i t until i tell you how this goes cause role call is absolutely terrifying
We aren’t letting the campers play it so that lets us up the scare factor by 147%
Ok so the game had to be pushed back a few days so we can figure out scheduling so heres the gist of it.
The more people you have for this game, the better. It has to happen at night. The people get into a straight line, and begin to walk in that line all around the area. They cannot turn around and look at each other, and cannot speak; with the exception of the person at the front of the line.
That persons job is to begin the role call. They simply say, “Role Call!” And their name, then each person down the line says their name in turn.
Here’s the kicker: there’s one person not included in the line. The Taker. They have the job of stealing away the person at the end of the line as silently as possible. The game’s sole purpose is to instill a sense of fear and paranoia in whoever is in front, because as more people get taken, there are less and less people to say their names during the Role Call.
The front person decides when they want to start the Role Call. Obviously, the more often it’s said, the less scary it is. But as more and more people disappear, they become Takers and can then do more damage than just the one.
Some Takers can replace the person they stole, making the person directly in front of them either incredibly paranoid or safe. At least until the Role Call. Takers cannot say anything during it, so it usually ends up more terrifying to know that the person behind you is silent. Again, everyone in the line cannot make a sound except responding to the Role Call.
The game is over when the person in front is taken. There is no winning, only waiting. Waiting for your turn to go. Imagine the fear that person in front has, when they softly announce “Role Call” only to find that everyone behind them is gone.
Not exactly a game for the weak willed.
My reactions to this, in order 1. What The Hell Kind of Creepy Horror Movie Punishment Game Bullshittery is this?
2. I want to play it Right The Fuck Now.
please
Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.
Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.
my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.
The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell.
A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.
Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm
Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE
BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.
ALWAYS REBLOG
not blog related, but I’m not an asshole
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B O O S T
keep your animal friends safe.
Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost
I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t
Signal boost
This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning
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keep your smol and furry friends safe <3
yo WHAT THE FUCK
WHY?!!?! :’(
1. People who do this need to have anti freeze shoved down their own throats
2. Signal boost to save your furry friends.
MAKE SURE YOURE AWARE AND KEEP YOUR BABIES AS SAFE AS POSSIBLE!!
Why
WHAT THE FUCK
“Are you a Mr. or a Ms.?”
“Dr.”
“But are you a man or a woman?”
“I’m a scientist.”
“No, what’s in your pants?”
“Physics.”
“what’s your pronouns?”
“time and space.”
“What were you born as?”
“Guess!”
Two souls, connected by fate and cursed to be forever reincarnated until they…… Yeah, they have no idea. Are they supposed to fight? Bring balance to the universe?? Get married??? Aren’t these types of curses supposed to have a prophecy or something?!
This is exactly how i feel about some of my friends
so we've talked about southern gothic but what about northern gothic? is that a thing?
There wasn’t so we invented one!
Southern gothic is a conventional literary genre, but northern gothic fiction would just get encapsulated in the overall Gothic genre. BUT. Tumblr made a meme. Because of course we did. It’s here: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/regional-gothic.
So far I’ve found Midwest Gothic: here here and here
Southern California Gothic, which is popular (because of fucking course): here here here here and fuckin here
Northern England Gothic: here and here and here
not to mention chucklefucking Alaskan Gothic: really? i mean really?? fuck you. fuck you alaska.
And fuck me there’s even Gothic subgenres for cities that shouldn’t exist in the first place. Kansas City. Minneapolis. Small town Michigan Gothic?? Toronto? Yeah fucking Toronto.
In fact, there’s assorted Canada Gothic? There’s so much hell-forsaken Canada Gothic, too fuckin much.
International Gothic? Fuck this. There’s So Much Australian Gothic. There’s Finland Gothic. There is so much more and I want nothing to do with it.
But the worse, the absolute worse of the whole satan-forsaken toxic hellpile: Ohio Gothic. I hate Ohio. I am. from. Ohio. I was born there. One day I will die there. I fear Ohio. Because in Ohio: “Holes in the sidewalk. Holes on the street. Holes on the freeway. Holes in your mind.” And Ohioans know: HELL IS REAL.
A necromancer falls in love with a healer. Describe their lives together.
Their house is odd, people say. That it’s both warm and cold all at once. People whisper about the garden out back, where some of the plants are black. Sometimes they whisper about the inside, about the table that holds both a mortar and pestle, and a complete set of bones. One of their cats is dead, they say. People fear a lot of things about their house, but nearly all of them have been inside.
They have four shelves in their house, for their books and jars and things they need for spells.
One of these shelves is stuffed full of books. The books are thick, fat, heavy. If the wood had a voice, it would speak in a groan. Half of them are soft, brown leather, with gold traced in plantlike designs on the spine. Half of them are black, heavy and cracked, with bookmark ribbons the color of blood and pentagrams on the covers. There are plants tucked into the corners. Some trail green fingers across the ledges. Some reach with thorns.
Another of the shelves is full of jars and bottles. Some of these jars are filled with potions that glow a dim yellow, or swirl a cheerful green. Some of the jars are filled with blood or crushed bits of bone. Some of the smaller bottles are full of dried clippings of rare plants. Some of the bottles hold things that move. But each jar has a neat little label, with the same gentle writing.
The third shelf is by a window, and it holds plants of various sizes. Most of them are small and green, meticulously watered and trimmed. But there are a few, scattered amongst the green, that have thorns longer than thorns should be, or leaves a bit too dark, too shiny.
The last shelf is full of bones. Cat bones. Dog bones. Bird bones. A skull. Fish bones. Wishbones. Snake’s fangs. Sometimes the bones move. Sometimes they don’t.
They have two tables. One holds a mortar and pestle, a small cauldron, bandages, some crystals. One of them has bones perched on the corners and a pentagram etched in the middle.
Dried herbs hang from the ceiling, and there is a box of litter on the floor.
They have two hearths; one for cooking, one for magic.
The walls are a deep green, the floor a wooden brown. The windows are large and lined with plants. The rooms are lit with floating crystals.
Everyone fears their house, but nearly everyone has gone inside. What is it, the healer asks, and her eyes are kind. What do you need?
A pain reliever. A bone set. An illness cured. A child delivered.
What do you need, she asks, but sometimes the answer is nothing. There isn’t anything to heal. So the healer nods, steps aside, and gestures to her wife, the necromancer.
And the necromancer looks at you, with her dark eyes and dark robes stitched with blood-red runes, and for a moment you are afraid. But then her eyes clear, and she smiles, and she asks. What do you need?
Thank you for doing this prompt @themauvesoul!
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When I woke up I heard a clock ticking and I was like yeah that’s normal then I realized that there isn’t a clock in my room and it stopped what the phuq
this post! i like it! i hope you are doing well but i assume you are not
Somewhere deep in my past my childhood self just sat bolt upright in bed and shivered
Most ominous response to my most ominous post
Have you checked your fireplace lately? They may be doing a routine check from the spaceship on the other side.
i want! to sit! in a lap! and i want! to hold! a hand!!!!!
do they have to be attached
I love your need to make everything cute sounds creepy I love that
Well… It’s funny how you can make everything sound creepy/wrong but the things that you like
Make this creepy:
Skittles are very good
it depends where you put them
you challenged a god
Make this creepy:
Despacito Despacyeeto
An instrumental cover of a well-known song plays from another room. It starts slow, rhythm inconsistent, like a child struggling with a hand-played music box. It is the unmistakable tune of Despacito, played on an old circus organ. You open your eyes slowly and squint up at a single, flickering bulb. Your head aches. How did you get here?
The music throbs against the bathroom’s crumbling tile walls. You are standing in front of a ceramic sink, the bowl chipped and yellowed with age. You have no memory of this place. The music speeds up. Your hands are stained with something dark and rotting. A strange taste lingers in your mouth. How did you get here?
You lean towards the mirror. Your face is haggard, your eyes bloodshot.
Your reflection leans forward and whispers, “Despacito”
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i like wearing glasses
Most people have never seen me without my glasses. I wear them all the time. All day, at home, in bed, even in the bath sometimes. I pretty much only take them off to shower or sleep. And even then I keep them within arm’s reach.
I got my first pair in middle school, and it changed my life. I’ve switched styles plenty of times over the years. Right now I own three pairs, not including my backups and prescription sunglasses. I’m always paranoid about losing or breaking the ones I’m wearing.
Most people would be surprised to find out my eyesight isn’t even that bad. Really I only need corrective lenses for distance. I could manage most things without them. But I like wearing glasses.
Not that it can’t be frustrating at times. Eyeglasses are always getting smudged or dirty. I have to clean mine constantly. They’re fragile, and can be scratched or bent. They fall off, go askew, steam up, and collect water drops when it rains. You have to keep a protective case on hand, and a soft cloth, and glass cleaner. They can be a lot of trouble.
Honestly, contact lenses would be so much more convenient.
I did try to switch, once. I bought a box of those new disposable contacts. And it was great at first—just put them on and go. It was freeing. My eyes adjusted quickly—no itching or redness. It didn’t even feel that strange, not having something on my face for the first time in years.
I really thought they were going to work. They didn’t, in the end. Maybe it’s something about the material, the difference between actual glass versus whatever polymer the contacts were made from. Maybe it has to do with lens shape, or distance. Maybe it’s even just psychological—something to do with the fact that glasses just feel more protective. I had hoped now that I was older, perhaps I wouldn’t need protection. Perhaps they wouldn’t come after me the way they did when I was a child. I was wrong.
Glasses stop the dark things from moving, you see. If I don’t wear them, I start seeing the things again. Out of the corners of my eyes. In the shadows of the room. Glasses are the only thing I’ve found that keeps them still.
And that’s important. Because you see, the things aren’t just moving—they’re moving closer.
Gaud it’s past 1 am p l e a s e
I REFUSE TO BE CONTAINED
I picked a good night to sleep in the spare bedroom where the murder-suicide happened…
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