Meh

|| She/Her || Queer || Come say hi ||

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

[zippyzstuff]

[matthewjohnsons]

spotify wrapped but it’s your bank showing you your 100 worst purchases of the year

[ampervadasz]

[theocseason4]

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Bimbo (honorific)

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[manny-jacinto]

COMMUNITY (2009–2015) ’Comparative Religion’

[imnotsorryimgaytrash]

I reblog this every December 10th for 2 reasons.

1. It’s my best friend’s birthday

2. Yvette has my heart

[bitchycode]

[catchymemes]

When you get a friend to print the boarding slip

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

She must have paid money at a print shop for that!

[justlookatthosesausages]

I love this so much. It’s funny universally. The relatable dorky friend energy. The confused and amused looks. The double slow unfolding. Peak comedy

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[secondclassvines]

[commiepimp]

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as

“Ew yucky… that is gunk”

“It is just potatoes”

“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

[tire-deyes]

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

[tapatiopapi]

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing

[brittany-murphy]

[whatt-to-do]

bro shutup im trying to remember what i just said

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

An activate charcoal AND grapefruit smoothie called "what will your meds do ;)"

[the-killswitch-deactivated20200]

Actually its a juice

[queerforscience]

Wait no this was a joke

[kaijuno]

you're on antidepressants and you drink this you meet the devil

[goldenjedi]

Ok I just want to say activated charcoal is really good for you. Especially if you have an upset stomach. Take it, and it'll absorb all the toxins in your stomach and make you feel better.

Natural remedies are good. They do work. And we shouldn't make fun of them.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

You know how they give activated charcoal to dogs and cats if they get into your meds or drink coolant or anything else toxic? That’s because it binds with meds and carries them out of your system without them interacting with your body.

If you’re on meds and drink this bullshit you’re not on your meds today, champ. You may as well have flushed them down the toilet. So kiss goodbye to your blood pressure meds/antidepressants/anything else you’re on and if you’re on the pill I hope you’re ready to be a mom.

Among its other charming traits, activated charcoal can prevent your body from digesting food and absorbing nutrients and oh yeah side effects can include “diarrhea, constipation, vomiting, and blockage of the digestive tract.” (Source)

But ya know, “really good for you.” 🙄

[genderfluidfish]

This is gonna be a very unpopular opinion but I don't care

Activated charcoal is a medication, not a food additive, and should not be taken if you're not sick. It absorbs toxins, as well as other chemicals in your stomach. And by toxins I mean actual toxic stuff when you accidentally poison yourself. Not the mysterious "toxins" you get rid of when you "detox". "Detox" is bullshit. You detox by having a working liver. If you're alive and not currently dying of liver failure, odds are you liver is working and therefore you don't need to detox and eat activated charcoal when you're not having food poisoning.

You wouldn't just make yourself an ibuprofen latte, so stop putting activated charcoal in everything.

[thechronicpainlife]

“You wouldn't just make yourself an ibuprofen latte, so stop putting activated charcoal in everything.”

Just in case someone missed it

[vforvictoriaregina]

Also incredibly important

[goosewithajob]

Also, on the off chance the activated charcoal doesn’t immediately suck everything out of your body, grapefruit is literally the (second) worst possible thing you can eat or drink when you’re on medication, as it interacts with a LOT of them, and you should always double check- https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/grapefruit-juice-and-some-drugs-dont-mix

[eelizabit]

[bearlyholdingittogether]

It’s that time of year again!

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

[butmuhgains]

FUCKING U N I T

[feedeeadventures]

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.