[storm-of-feathers]

"Not having a carrd is a red flag!" No a red flag is you thinking you're entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else's information.

[funnytwittertweets]

[knitmeapony]

Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com

[the-meme-dream]

[arguablysomaya]

are. are keyboard smashes a thing. on tumblr.

[publicdomainbooksdevotee]

[kalofi]

cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life

[rylandsgrace]

A tragedy in 2 acts

[classic-jorts]

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

[centaur-dreaming]

Guys I had to share this with you I’ve been dying over this for fucking ages

[saspas-corner]

ADHD anyone?

[goon]

this is the best thing to happen to twitter

[elasticitymudflap]

idk whats funnier: that tumblr got people to spend multiples of $7.99 to add fake verification checkmarks to their blog to ""make fun of"" twitter's latest fuckup, or that these checkmarks literally do not show up for mobile users and thats why i had no idea this amazing feat of opportunistic capitalism was even happening until just now

[bus-noises]

This is genuinely hilarious to me

[striving-artist]

New people with empty accounts that are suddenly following me, I really need you to do something that looks like a human person. I've been here long enough now to remember the old wars, and you are coming into my home wearing the uniform of our enemies.

[rattledazzlebones]

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

[valentinedagger]

nobody bitch about the tumblr checkmark this is the funniest shit staff has pulled in months and its absolutely contributing to the landlord-firing-gunshots-at-passing-cars vibe of the past week