Perpetually Unimpressed

We're all holograms or smthing

[jamesrhodey]

same energy

[uglyodd]

my brain in times of crisis:

[kingkrookodile]

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

[phasered]

sometimes i marvel at the fact that people actually tell me they’re intimidated by me or scared of me when i am??? the embodiment of this gif???? thats literally all i am

why afraid

[quatara-moved]

me: *asleep peacefully*

all the dads on the block at 7 am opening their garage lookin for that fuckin lawn mower:

[prussianmemes]

[unshrink]

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

[fakehistory]

The Catholic church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)

[forpiscesmoved-deactivated20200]

me at 4 am on a school night

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[dacelio]

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…

[lovelustquotes]

[nicollekidman]

now that’s the mood

[qothqueen]

*organizes life at 3am*

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

me when i go to barnes n noble and spend $38.78

[omega3]

[emmazzin]

this is a real thing omg

[amour-and-bisous]

This is my favorite thing

[millenniumitem]

#im actually crying rn #like he didnt just take a confused pic it was a confused pic in front of landmarks

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .