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Reco | 36 | He/Him | cisbi trans ally | Just a place where I can just reblog and shitpost because I’m bored. I have a lot of time on my hands because of service-related PTSD, depression, anxiety, and chronic pain. Apparently, I’m autistic as fuck. Ex-sailor, eco-anarchommunist, intersectional feminist, kitchen witch, smitten and bewitched husband.

[ratatoskryggdrasil]

Daryl Toh Liem Zhan, The Misadventures of Tobias and Guy

[dc9spot]

Ration from dnd campeign I’ve been playing.

My dm have houserule that player can make rations if they spend their downtime foraging. (We have a random table of meat and plant we can forage!) This is some of the combination I'vecome up with!

[kabewski]

Boom Witch Marcille!

[nelc]

Tactical snacks by br ba

[sm-baby]

you heard him

[mcnostril]

The witchy wandering game Withering Rooms has a demo now, and I was immediately sold on it by its clever curse mechanics that have no downsides whatsoever.

[netherworldpost]

I am going to remember this image forever, it will save me so much time

[netherworldpost]

Another

[claie171art]

Late but this is me when I hear about an eclipse

[mcnostril]

An elf (?) elving it up with fellow elves.

[imperialchameleon]

All I see are elves

[221b-and-007]

Spy core things;

traveling a lot

making split second decisions in stressful life or death situations

being a great shooter

always carrying a handgun

suits, ties and weird gadgets

being chased on the road in a car

vice versa; chasing enemies

being completely anonymous

struggling to keep life and work seperate

or not having a normal life at all because of the job

single-handedly getting yourself out of tough situations

going undercover to gather intel

sneaking past security cameras

rescuing people

working together with hackers, forensics and scientists

listening to mission briefings

not having normal work hours and just being called in whenever there's a threat

getting locked up and escaping

massive gunfights

defusing a bomb when the timer says one second left

planes and helicopters

confronting the bad guys while pointing guns at each other

stubbornly wanting to do a certain thing your way regardless of the rules

feel free to add on

[imperialchameleon]

having a dysfunctional working relationship with another agent

an eclectic group of individuals determined to make the world safer by doing terrible things

international circle of frienemies

needing to reign in allied special forces to maintain cover

arguments with military leadership with nuanced understanding of ao culture and customs

getting burned

escaping treacherous political plots to clear your name and get off the burn list

[euterpesflute]

you’re a spy handler waiting on a park bench for your agent to show up | waltz loop 4hrs

he’s always late, you remind yourself. for someone trusted to execute incredibly complex operations, you’d think he would have better time-management skills. but you, at least, are good enough at your job to expect this and to come prepared.

you’re in disguise as a little old lady today, so you have some knitting to keep your hands moving while you sift through the latest enemy chatter in your earpiece. it sounds like they’re scrambling in the wake of your agent’s last mission. excellent. even if he can’t show up on time, at least he’s good for something. even if he’s been radio silent for the past 18 hours. probably he’s fine.

a chill wind passes through you and you snuggle deeper into your scarf. you can see the eddies and whorls of dead leaves on the path as the breeze swirls on. one leaf gets stuck in the wheel of a child’s buggy and the woman pushing kneels down to dislodge it.

your heart constricts at the sight. you’re reminded forcefully just what all your hard work is for. it’s for this woman and her child. it’s for the young couple strolling arm in arm farther up the path. for the old man feeding the birds on the other side of the lake. you and your agent, and your agency, have caused so much harm in the world in the name of keeping them safe. more harm than good, you sometimes worry. but you also know that you would make the same choices again, given the chance.

“gorgeous as always, my darling.” his voice breaks you out of this reverie.

“and on time,” you clear your throat. “unlike some of us.”

spaziergagner im bois de boulogne - van gogh c. 1886 | the merry widow waltz - franz lehar c.1905

[basedhighsenberg]

[teaboot]

"-964⁰C... Reason: Leaking United States Classified Documents" Babe they are putting you in cryosleep 😭

[imperialchameleon]

I’ve been compromised

[fundgruber]

[graylok]

[catchymemes]

[imperialchameleon]

Sometimes, but then it also says BAGAGWA BAGAGWA like Merv

[pinkdovess]

this meme is so niche

[obscenicon]

[duckdotcom]

[imperialchameleon]

I’m gonna have to get stoned to get this one

[everythingfox]

Paraglider and black vulture chilling

(via)

[theriu]

I NEVER get tired of this video. It would be fantastic if the bird was just flying near him, but the fact it feels safe and comfortable enough to land ON his paraglider, isn't startled when he pets it, and is NIBBLING HIS SHOES... blessed moment, absolutely fabulous, 10/10 gold stars.

[prismatic-bell]

Okay but the bird isn't just nibbling

Note that it doesn't start nibbling until he starts smoothing its feathers.

They're grooming each other.

[untitledgoosegay]

This is called parahawking! That vulture is tame -- it’s wearing jesses (a leather tie around the leg that a falconer will use to hold a bird when it’s on the glove). In fact that vulture is employed. Parahawking birds seek out thermals the same way they would naturally, allowing paragliders to follow them in the process.

Vultures are often used for parahawking both because of their attraction to thermals, and because vultures, as scavengers, are comparatively gentler and more sociable than birds of prey!

[wildpineapple]

Some CyberPunk art. Inspered by The Wolf Brigad and Cyberpunk 2077.