Monster Bed & Breakfast

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[anywhoozles]

[freakonakaleesh]

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

[freakonakaleesh]

[funandaims]

I'm seriously so glad that the latest plot on Neopets gave our girl a chance to shine <3

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event

[valtsv]

who wants to see my favorite statue

[valtsv]

yes you do. it's a bulgarian statue called "the dragons in love" and it's a statue of 2 dragons and they're in love

love wins

[foreveriallyzombified]

shouting “DERIVATIVE!” at an art school kid just walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sob

[foreveriallyzombified]

okay but if i, a guy driving a car, yell that at somebody walking on the sidewalk, that’s not really an insult, that’s just what they are

[theotherwesley]

I love baby foxes. Nothing has ever had less of an idea.

buffering

[theotherwesley]

feather obtained, purpose unclear

leaf obtained, purpose unclear

ground:

unclear

sibling obtained, purpose: biting

[johnleedraws]

I was raised Catholic and images of Mary still hold a measure of comfort for me. Qilin are said to appear to portend the appearance of a great individual, and are symbols of prosperity and protection.

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[csarracenian]

Part of the Summer Ad magazine: https://tinyurl.com/SummerAdZine, featuring a variety of illustrations based on retro magazine ads.

You should go take pictures and go to the beach too!

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[fuforthought]

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[t00thpasteface]

as a house pet, sableye is only recommended for households that do not have a lot of valuable jewelry, for although sableye can live quite comfortably on diets of quartz and natural stone, its tunneling and foraging instincts make it a very meddlesome and inquisitive pet, and it will not hesitate to completely empty out any jewelry boxes it might accidentally overturn.

commission info - patreon - redbubble

[balrog-slayer66]

Rare Golden Axe illustration from an old Japanese magazine

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai