Rare Pair Extraordinaire

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[imposterzoe]

Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Oz (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Zahir Arif/Kareem Said, Jafree Neema & Zahir Arif Characters: Zahir Arif, Jahfree Neema, Kareem Said, Nacim Bismilla, Burr Redding, Reggie Rawls Additional Tags: Angst, Fluff, Developing Friendships, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Past Relationship(s), Ass-Kicking, Abandonment Issues, Betrayal, Survivor Guilt Summary:

If there was one thing Zahir understood better than anyone else, it was this: Jahfree Neema was not Kareem Saïd.

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[daysleftofsecondterm]

962 days left

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[divorciada]

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene

[stagsvisions]

“Dragged Into Drag”

Another piece for @wawamouse’s Oz pride bingo!

Busted my ass for hours today. I had a vision and NEEDED to see it. Shoutout @takemydogtags for giving me some input on some details.

[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

[nightmarereverie]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[pitbolshevik]

i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day

[pitbolshevik]

one time i was talking to some guy and he was like “haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?” and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences

[pitbolshevik]

omw to go sit in your pool

[gaymageclub]

this is why kennedy space center had to install fancy outward-curving fences around the launchpad, bc gators climbing over regular fences and getting on the launchpad could be very dangerous

[songsofwaterandnight]

I’d like to think that the “STOP 🛑” sign is also for the gators.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The gators don’t abide by our petty laws. They are…instigators.

[weaselle]

turns out they climb trees too. Like regularly. they tend to do it a lot less once they reach certain sizes, but like several crocodilian species turn out to have a whole development period where they spend a lot of time in trees, and we just never knew that until like 2014 because, understandably, nobody who was studying them thought “i wonder if I should look for a bunch of crocodiles up in the trees”

[frottinq]

new phobia just dropped

[turnipfritters]

haters will see multi-talented queens and develop a phobia

[lexdelioncourt]

SOURCE TV INSIDER ON IG

IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE SERIOUS

[sillystigmata]

“Don’t stop”…EXCUSE ME

[smokingrozanov]

My sick one true love fetish……… my disgusting monogamous shipping……..

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[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[plasticbagfloatinginthewind]

how do I explain to healthy people that I get disappointed when my blood tests come back normal

[phantomrose96]

Being overly-familiar with a series is such a weird burden sometimes because like

you’ll see some theory being passed around that you instantly know is wrong. Like it’s surprising to see people supporting it because the flaws in its logic are so glaringly obvious. Until it hits you that, yeah it’s wrong, but only because you were able to immediately remember the 5 second conversation between two background characters 17 minutes through s2e13 that definitively disproves it. And no casual fan would have any reason to remember that off the top of their head and it’s you who’s the weird human encyclopedia with a shot-for-shot memory the entire damn series.

Like at that point you don’t even know anymore whether to argue your point or just…maybe go outside for a little bit.

[imposterzoe]

So unfortunately the job that seemed too good to be true is turning out to be too good to be true but on the bright side I run on spite and have no shame so I'm gonna waste this scammer's time for a couple days before reporting him to the FTC and putting a fraud alert on my ssn.