Best Existential Crises since '09

Hi my name is Tucker and this page is a pile of random stuff I enjoy plus some original stuff every now and then. Not included in that list is my avatar which was made by my friend kutiekitsune213.

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amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

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Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

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[ahno-nimus]

This is something I've been wondering about:

IS YOUR URL MEANT TO BE INTERPRETED AS YOUR NAME

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 17, 2024

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Israel has deliberately and systematically destroyed the means for people in Gaza to sustain their physical health. 94% of hospitals are destroyed, and none can operate at full capacity. Life sustaining medications are blocked from entering and stocks are running out.

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My friend Fadel has been hospitalized on and off for months now. The hospitals were already unable to remove shrapnel from him two years ago when Israelis bombed his house while he was inside. At this point in the genocide, he has experienced power outages from nearby bombings while being hospitalized for severe anemia and malnutrition.

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Fadel (@fadell-aldany) relies on medication to treat his blood disorder. He has been unable to afford it consistently, and the result is constant dizziness, nausea, pain, and fainting. His family is terrified every time they find him collapsed unconscious that he has died. Now he also suffers from side effects from medications at the hospital that do not work as well. Please help him afford his healthcare and survive this.

[fadell-aldany]

I watch myself wither away in front of the mirror while my surgery is delayed and support remains elusive. Every moment of neglect weakens me, and I'm losing consciousness because of what I'm going through. Please help me today, stand by me before I become a mere memory; your kindness might ease my pain and give me another chance at life. I hope you won't forget me.

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[hexdrake]

never stops being funny

[bruzum]

[everythingnowshow]

what if American Psycho was wet?

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"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

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#fandom needs this one

[twasjane]

God there really is a Terry Pratchett quote for everything

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Discworld Heritage Post

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[timidsketch]

I don't know whether or not this is true, but I'm reblogging this because we live in a world where the third search result when I tried researching the validity of this information was a link to an article about a weight loss product.

The second search result had included the slur "ob*se" in the title of the article.

There are seriously people who tell me fat people aren't oppressed. Meanwhile, trying to find information about how to keep a fat person from drying in a car crash is met with links to products that make dirty money off of how society views my body.

I immediately gave up trying to research this.

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The tiktok is correct. Basically it's about arranging your belt so it there is an accident the pressure is in your strongest bones.

[timidsketch]

"Seatbelt should be across your hips rather than your stomach for everyone, but i think it's more common for fat people to wear seatbelts over the stomach

Pelvic bones are strong and sturdy, and you're going to be MUCH less likely to injure internal organs and such when you suddenly slam into a nylon belt"

Text and photos by @thejacespace

I wanted to put both of these reblogs in one reblog chain since this is helpful information. Thank you both for giving more information than fatphobic Google did.

[mybigfatgaylife]

Thanks to everyone who worked on verifying this information.

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[temporalreverie]

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

[temporalreverie]

THEY SHALL PROTECT MY MAUSOLEUM

[sapphireh3arts]

if it's terminal im just gonna say fuck it and become a porn star

[sapphireh3arts]

did y'all forget about my go fund me and the breast lumps i found? its okay if ya did cuz i've been talking about transfeminism instead and fundraising for others. 🫂💞

i need to update it. we still are looking for housing in Portland but now we have medicaid to tide us over and that will be easy to switch to OHP once there. our current housing is no longer safe and we need out asap.

Donate to Help V and Andrea Move to Portland for Medical Care, organized by Victoria Morris

Hi there, my name is Victoria (or V) and I've made this campaign t… Victoria Morris needs your support for Help V and Andrea Move to Portlan

[baba-yaga-lifestyle]

2 working girls struggling, paid late rent need $150

Still hurting. Still raising money. We need a small buffer so we can live more than bread and water till next friday. Thank you.

Paypal: [email protected]

Cashapp: $Kikimeryl

Venmo: @prettykikimora

[baba-yaga-lifestyle]

$125 needed still thank you

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hi can i please get help with train fare home <3 c4$h4pp v3nm0 p4yp4l k0fi

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just got sick in the hospital bathroom i really need to get home sorry for the vulgarity and urgency but i really need help <3

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its 92 degrees and im pretty sure im about to be sick again, really need help getting home even $1 will go a long way <3

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walked 2 hours to get home, still sick, can i please have help with soup 🫩🫶🏽 havent had any donations yet rlly grateful for any bcs i spent my last on a swipe

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going back to the hospital today, even $1 or a kind word will help <3

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just left the hospital, having a pretty hard time, genuinely grateful for any help <3

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just got home. truly feeling terrible, grateful for any help <3

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still on these antibiotics, still violently sick and waiting for my dr to figure it out, even $1 will help <3

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my goal is cat litter, soup & toilet paper <3

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going back to the hospital in the morning, even $1 will help <3

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leaving soon, havent had much help yet so im grateful for any 💔🫶🏽💕

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For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.

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