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cream-cheese-and-bagels

otp imagine #164

Person A: *wearing multiple layers outside and shivering* h-holy heck its so cold

Person B: *only wearing a swim suit and a towel* hey uh, whos got the *adjusts sunglasses* sunscreen?

Person A: h-how the he-ell-

Person B: *dipping their toes into a frozen lake* oooh its a bit chilly today! *dives into frozen water*

markantonys

me: this fun and lighthearted movie made me happy, therefore it is a good movie

film critics:

horrorgay

All humans are weak because we will all fall for The Classical Fan Art Pose. I like to call it the “Character nonchalantly wiping blood away from their mouth/nose with the back of their hand, murderous intent in their eyes”. I would go as far as to say it is indisputably the hottest pose you could draw someone in. In this essay I will-

autumnstwilight

My roommate just came up with the excellent counterpoint of “character staring at the viewer with murderous intent in their eyes, pulling one of their gloves off with their teeth”

banshees-deactivated20180812

im glad fallout 4 was set in massachusetts cause for once i got to agree w/ all of the facebook comments about a postapocalyptic videogame looking exactly like the current day location it’s set in

sexhaver

boston literally just looks like this

yungterra-blog

tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

atbuttches-deactivated20170204

I’m taking notes

transhumanisticpanspermia

wrong you do this

animentality

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

postmodernmulticoloredcloak

cartoon-dog-deactivated20240105

crystaldraco

impressedlol

WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT SON OF A BITCH

alexander

i was obsessed with this game in middle school

trevenanl-deactivated20200913

Council of gays. Assemble

trevenanl-deactivated20200913

Good afternoon, and thank you all for being here. During these proceedings we will determine how to properly deal with men who wear shorts in temperature lower than 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius

eroscestlavie

ride by on rollerskates and spray paint their exposed legs a stunning mauve hue

trevenanl-deactivated20200913

motion passed council adjourned

plantdaddd

let boys cry.

eddiesstabwound

cuddle boys while they cry.

plantdaddd

tell boys they’re pretty.

audreycalmdown

Give boys flowers

eddiesstabwound

take boys on cute dates

audreycalmdown

Let boys wear makeup

eddiesstabwound

compliment boys on their bodies

plantdaddd

let boys wear crop tops

eddiesstabwound

call boys beautiful

audreycalmdown

Let boys wear earrings

eddiesstabwound

let boys pierce their bellies

audreycalmdown

Let boys paint their nails

plantdaddd

let boys be belly dancers

mosscoveredphotographs

let boys be themselves

reversalitea

this thread is so perfect.

hate-police

This goes for trans, nonbinary, and cis boys ♡

ko-vo-deactivated20190427

good pure post

goweninsane

One of the best

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

a collection of tweets, part 10

(the series)

powerfulwizard

hey

this is not what intrusive thoughts means

auckie

When I was like, 9 years old I thought sponfebob was attractive and sexy and I said I wanted to marry him and my dad frowned really hard af me and said ‘don’t say that’ then he got up and went to his room and shut the door

biggest-goldiest-fish

TW:Lost Parent

Shout-out to the people who lost a parent. To the people who one day woke up and their world shattered. Shout out to the people who have to wake up everyday for that dark cloud to show up, reminding them of what they lost. I went through a long dream of losing my parent, and that pain was unbearable, but for these people thats everyday life for them. They don’t deserve that.