u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes
trying on a metaphor

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occasionally subtle
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes
My boy Zorro, who is an absolute princess☆
me when a dog gets left behind in a disaster movie
Or it’s a jewellery box…
what kind of jewelry box has usb ports. the truth is out there
It’s a fucking mirror
What kind of mirror has USB ports????????
confirmed
what the fuck happened here
Pet beds were on sale AND I had a coupon so Guts got a new bed. It’s very plush he likes it a lot.
that’s a weird looking dog but he’s still a cute dog
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:
soothe your boobs
de-stress your breasts
undo the calamity that is your mammaries
adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time
I told my dad to calm his tits last year and he came back with "Ok. My breasts are on ice".
will continue crying about sam winchester in 2015
Aragorn: "Are you frightened?" Frodo: "Yes." Aragorn: "Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you."
Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
A wild MACHAMP appeared!
Go! DUGTRIO!
I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever
*Hannibal Lecter changes his name to Hegetarian Lecter*
they’ll never catch me now
Current sexuality: Watching Daryl vindictively light a cigarette
I have read my OTP fall in love a thousand times, and I shall read my OTP fall in love a thousand times more
Me (via dracmort)