Angelus & William

I hope I am privileged enough to one day be killed off by Joss Whedon.

[sqskiq-deactivated20250123]

u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes

[impuresouls]

My boy Zorro, who is an absolute princess☆

[tomhordy]

me when a dog gets left behind in a disaster movie

[sacred-portal]

[jesusbeans]

Or it’s a jewellery box…

[ceeberoni]

what kind of jewelry box has usb ports. the truth is out there

[brylup-blog]

It’s a fucking mirror

[ceeberoni]

What kind of mirror has USB ports????????

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

confirmed

[exoqenises]

what the fuck happened here

[duel-styx]

Pet beds were on sale AND I had a coupon so Guts got a new bed.  It’s very plush he likes it a lot.

[emaciatinq-deactivated20160927]

that’s a weird looking dog but he’s still a cute dog

[martianwitchery-deactivated2015]

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:

soothe your boobs

de-stress your breasts

undo the calamity that is your mammaries

adjust your bust before it combusts

Thank you for your time

[impuresouls]

I told my dad to calm his tits last year and he came back with "Ok. My breasts are on ice".

[huntingsammy]

will continue crying about sam winchester in 2015

[l-o-t-r]

Aragorn: "Are you frightened?" Frodo: "Yes." Aragorn: "Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you."

[ivegotyoukeptin]

[boodlicious-blog]

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

[therandominmyhead]

A wild MACHAMP appeared!

Go! DUGTRIO!

[rifa]

I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever

[sejient]

*Hannibal Lecter changes his name to Hegetarian Lecter*

they’ll never catch me now

[culturemonster-deactivated20210]

Current sexuality: Watching Daryl vindictively light a cigarette

[awesome-pugs]

[tidalance]

I have read my OTP fall in love a thousand times, and I shall read my OTP fall in love a thousand times more

Me (via dracmort)

[hodorhodorhodooor]

[thatwetshirt]