chaos mode

Welcome to the most chaotic part of my brain. I post anything and everything here so sorry for the spam and shitty tagging system. they/them 22

[tatersgonnatate]

... Y'know what, sure. why not

[milfsisyphus]

the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

the original tweet got deleted but i promise you this was really funny

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i found it

[haveievermentioned]

Thankfully it’s been clarified it was a divorce.

[infectiouspiss]

gerard sweetie i need you to slip in a few "hail satan"s and maybe speak in tongues okay? i need those ticket prices to go down, in fact i need them to be free for satanists. together we can make it so that people are scared of emos again

[mysharona1987]

Like, Bob, I’m sorry about what happened to your uncle in Dallas. (RIP JFK 😥😥😥)

But it is unfair to take your rage out on the children of Texas.

[mysharona1987]

The children of Texas did nothing to you, Robert.

[mysharona1987]

Robert, stop this crazy Oliver Stone revenge thing.

[mysharona1987]

When the Kennedys decide to assassinate you.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[redpandarascal]

Hi! I’d like to clarify something about the accreditation of this comic.

It’s by Matthew Inman, and you can find the original comic at his blog, “The Oatmeal”, and I’m posting it below as well.

[sad-and-woeful]

Reblog if you want to flatten Christian values with the gayroller 2000

[cuteness--overload]

[depsidase]

[justaleafinthewind]

if we lose the house and the senate and the presidency istg

i want the gay love confession version of november 5th backkkkk

[mistyhallowsmt]

Destiel who art in turbo hell- save us from that same fate

[thatonetotaldramaguy]

[iliveinafantsyworldlol]

[goldenclouds00]

Photos below vv

A MAN OF THE PEOPLE

[staring-at-a-blank-pagee]

reblog to come sit with me in the blanket fort while we wait for the election results. it'll be okay. you can stop doomscrolling and refreshing the live map now. everything is okay in the blanket fort.

[hummingbird-hunter]

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

What is your gender now/what did you get?

A person (real or fictional)

An animal

A plant/fungus/otherwise alive non-animal

A non-living natural thing (e.g. a rock) or a natural phenomenon (e.g. tornado)

A place

A period of time or a specific event

A concept

A man-made object

A work of art or a piece of media

A field of study or a specific research

Something else? Put in tags

Voting ended onNov 4, 2024

[utopians]

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

[utopians]

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

[youaremyeverlovin]

[effemimaniac]

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

[hubblegleeflower]

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.

[cdpdoodler]

post by @theeffens on TikTok

I used to staged fist fights with my friends in 711. We would actually punch each other and then end the fight by making out.

People were always really confused and shocked.

The employees didn't really care we were fighting and would laugh.

Years later some guy started a fight with me at a show and once we were grappling on the floor I instinctively started making out with him.

He immediately got up and left the show. Technically I have won every fight I've ever been in 💪

losing my mind over this a little bit. new type of guy.

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is NOT a new type of guy, I know like a dozen people like this, I've made out with them