Oh, Neptune

23 year old science slut gets slammed by stress & low metabolism POV

[chickenshit]

real birds tweet on twitter

[rgr-pop]

me too

[andthenyourealizethat]

the 17yo mcdonalds employee taking my order: alright window 2

me: 

[bloodycapulet-deactivated202206]

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

[dankmemeuniversity]

[liquidstar]

Thank god finally

[liquidstar]

Why is every single one of you tagging this saying "oh just like horseshoe crabs" why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?

[liquidstar]

What the fuck do you mean "because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs"

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[exitwound]

this is scaring me like my heart is beating so fast

[headspace-hotel]

What the Fuck

[skellydun]

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

[helloitsbees]

Great point, Dylan! I especially agree with it being “one of the nine circles of hell”. Well said.

[feenyxblue]

If I could offer a bit of criticism to your post Dylan, I would say that this phenomenon is not limited to blackboard, but also extends to other education websites, such as Canvas. Overall though, I agree with your point.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I agree with what other people have said above. I have noticed your reference to Dante's Inferno. Very good use of earlier texts in the course.

[heystephen]

you just know he was having flashbacks while typing that reply

[nahayirun]

Self betrayal

[houg-deactivated20210418]

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[oe6]

[arofili]

tag yourself i’m the entire “good” row (my queue tag is “something for queue” derived from “something for you” which means exactly Nothing)

[sirobvious]

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

[christopher-bryant]

fixed it

[thecureinorange-deactivated2021]

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

[brucefromfamilyguy]