Can Of Chicken Noodle Soup

Hi I'm Sky! I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

[tuliphil]

com·pan·ion

noun

1. one of a pair of things intended to complement or match each other.

[imsizzlingtrash-blog]

sorry i have not been active i was really busy and my laptop won’t charge :(

[moonchair]

In what universe would I say…

[phannie]

lets stop running from love

[imsizzlingtrash-blog]

Happy new year!

[imsizzlingtrash-blog]

New year, new me, but promises were made to be broken

[imsizzlingtrash-blog]

I’m so sick of my electronics running dead. like ??? Apple can make a phone that can look at you face and be like OPEN UP THE GATES but they cant make a phone or laptop that does not run out of batteries? idk 

[imsizzlingtrash-blog]

Lizard: wish wish you look delish

Young boy that went to see a marching band in the city with his father: I'm to salty to eat hun

Lizard: *eats him* Ew he is actually salty! Not just his attitude.

[imsizzlingtrash-blog]

Lady door

Phil Lester, 2017

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[twofingerswhiskey]

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

[antiblackness-archive]

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[lotrlocked]

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

[imsizzlingtrash-blog]

haha i cant draw and i used paint.

tHe EmO oTtEr

[imsizzlingtrash-blog]

i have decided to draw the emo otter and lady on paint. its looking really bad so far but the otter has an mcr shirt so ???

[imsizzlingtrash-blog]

Otter: splish splash i like to wear black

Old lady: Still in the emo phase I see

Otter: Ugh! It's NOT a phase. You don't get me!

[imsizzlingtrash-blog]

What if when we dream it is actually happening in a parallel universe

[imsizzlingtrash-blog]

Lady: Pish posh i like smosh

Reptile man: Shut up!

[imsizzlingtrash-blog]

You know that you've gone insane when you start talking to a dead man on a tea can

Me

[imsizzlingtrash-blog]

Why does it feel like im being watched like ALL the time when im in my room?