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Me: *rambling about the ao3 tagging system probably a bit too much for how late it was*

Dad: Are you getting anywhere with this? Like, is there a point?

Me: No, I’m just infodumping

Dad: Okay, cool

Dad: *proceeds to ramble about the Stack Overflow tagging system in 2005*

#tism to tism communication #it wasn’t the Tylenol I can tell you that #my sister just wanted to go to bed #but we wouldn’t shut up #ao3 #ao3 tags #tag wrangling #i love my dad #stack overflow #tagging system

Headcanon that Edward Kenway is really good at picking up languages. He’s not really fluent in any except English and whatever the main languages of his favorite people are, but really helps with a pirate crew who probably has people that don’t know English.

However, you would never know this because his accent is so thick that he’s absolute unintelligible when he’s speaking anything other than English. He can understand basically anyone just fine but the moment he opens his mouth the entire crew turns to Adewale to translate.

#if he ever met his lovely grandson #he would learn Kanien’kéha #(through osmosis #this man does not learn anything on purpose ever)#but be utterly incapable of saying #ratonhnhaké:ton #he’s be so sad #he tries tho #which is more than a lot of people in the kids life can say #edward kenway #adewale #assassin's creed #black flag #assassin creed #assassin’s creed 3 #assassin’s creed black flag #connor kenway

My family watches Feet of Flames once every couple of months and yet I still cannot remember the story.

But that’s okay because that’s not why we watch it.

It might have something to do with my late mother being a clogger, but mostly it’s so that my dad and I can lust over every single member of the cast.

I’m aroace and he’s very very straight but we will both forever have heart eyes for Michael Flatley.

#my dad and I have the same type #and I don’t know what to do with that #simp over máiréad nesbitt probably #my little sister is so done with us #she’s admiring the strength and technical skill #and dad and I are drooling #feet of flames #clogging #Michael flatley #aroace #dance #dancer

Was watching Feet of Flames with the family

Me: I’m so glad this world has boob jiggling physics

Little sister: …wat

Dad: *looks at me like he agrees but is a little concerned*

Me: *motions to the strong, beautiful, unfairly sexy women clogging on stage in form fitting clothing* Y’know

*Pause*

Me: Lara Croft started it and now we have in real life

Me: Proof God is real and he loves us

#I’m aroace btw #but I can appreciate art #feet of flames #clogging #lara croft #tomb raider #boob jiggling physics #I love my sister #I love my dad #religion #i guess #if sexy woman was a religion #I would sign up right away #dance

My little sister, swimming against the flow of the lazy river: I am a salmon and I am failing

#salmon #i love my sister

Me: *keeps getting my ass handed to me by a boss in a video game*

My darling father, expert in all things video games: Have you tried not dying?

Me, clenching controller in bloodless knuckles: Oh, geez, Dad, I never thought of that

#this is for so many video games #clair obscur: expedition 33 #clair obscur e33 #chrono trigger #minecraft #surprisingly #final fantasy xv #hades game #video games

How much you wanna bet that Jonny made the Jarchivist not have a heartbeat when in his death-induced coma at the beginning of season 4 just so that they didn’t have to have the heart monitor in the background during statements

#the magnus archives #magnus archives #jonathan sims #jonny sims #jarchivist

Me, doomscrolling in the bathroom, as you do:

My little sister: *knocks* You’ve been in here for the majority of the Hamilton soundtrack

#hamilton musical #i love my sister

My friend: The event’s at 4 but it’s 3 for you

(She’s teasing me for being chronically late)

Me, completely planning to get there at 3 just to be petty: hardy har har

Me: *proceeds to get hopelessly lost*

Update: I got lost on the way home too

I chose the wrong lane and somehow ended up to two towns over

I passed my cousin’s house at some point and thought “I know how to get home from here”

I did not

#I didn’t even get out of my own town #somehow I got into the mountain #which is in the other direction than her house #I swear

Me: is working on getting my accounting grade up to an A

Me: goes to the grades section of Canvas to see what I need to work on

My accounting grade: 104.52%

Me:

Me: I had a B, I know I had a B. I checked literally an hour ago and I had a B

Assignment I know damn well I haven’t done: 100/10 :D

Me:

Me: Do I tell my teacher or…

#it’s not a Canvas problem I checked #I was on my way to do that assignment don’t worry #it would’ve gone up anyway #not that much up #but still #canvas #grades #accounting #I can’t wait for school to be over #the gc says I shouldn’t tell him

I was taking an end of year survey for my school

Question: if you could describe the CULTURE of [insert school name] in one word what would it be?

Little sister: Hicks

Me: Stoners

Dad: [insert school mascot here]!

Her:

Me:

Dad: Are there really that many stoners at your school?

Me:

Her:

Me, ignores him: I thinks hicks is more accurate, actually

Her: Huzzah

#it’s American public school #what did he expect #school #high school #american public school

We were in the car

Me: *pulls out phone to read fanfiction*

Dad: You can read that only if you do it out loud

Me: Okay

Me: *pulls up the one I’d been reading to my little sister as a bed time story*

Me: Okay. So they just got chased by an axe murderer. Well, not really, it’s complicated

#fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 #my beloved #the fic was #what is left behind by esama #btw #amazing fic #10/10 would recommend

Dad: *knocks on bathroom door* What are you doing in there?

Me: Uh… using the bathroom?

My little sister: What did you think she was doing in there? Writing the Declaration of Independence

Me, walking out of the bathroom: Who knows. We the people…

#I have been informed that we the people is from the Constitution #no idea if that’s accurate #I failed my us history class #passed the civics exam tho #so that’s something #i love my sister #and my dad #i love my dad so much #american history #declaration of independence #constitution #i guess #how do i tag this

We were making burritos

Little sister: Here is your sad stale tortilla *slaps sad stale tortilla onto watermelon*

Me, completely serious: *whaps hand onto tortilla* Thank you

Her: Here is my sad stale tortilla *slaps another sad stale tortilla onto watermelon*

Me, completely serious: *whaps hand onto tortillas* Thank you

Her: Here is a bonus sad stale tortilla *slaps yet another sad stale tortilla onto watermelon*

Me completely serious: *whaps hand into tortillas* Thank you

Her:

Me:

Her:

Me: *aggressively wiggles arms in a way we have collectively decided is a greeting*

Her: That’s so real bro

#I love my sister #sad stale tortillas are the best tortillas #even if they make my mouth taste like chalk #they were really sad and stale

Throwback to that time my family and I New Game+’d Chrono Trigger and named all the characters something new.

Chrono - my dads name

Marle - my little sisters name (we almost named her Nadia, which is her real name and is a pretty big reveal when you find out but we needed to put my lil sis somewhere)

Lucca - my name (I cosplayed her that Halloween)

Ayla - my older sibling’s name

Frog - Glenn (his name before he got cursed)

Magus - … I don’t remember. It was something about him being really pointy. It might’ve been Spiky

Robo - R-66Y (his serial designation. The in game convo went thusly:

Lucca: What’s your name?

Robo: R-66Y

Marle: That can’t be your name! No one deserves to be referred to by numbers.

Robo: Then what will my name be?

Lucca: Well, if you’re not R-66Y then you should be… R-66Y!

Robo: Yay! Thank you for naming me something completely different from before!

We thought we were so funny)

#chrono trigger #we were #in fact #very funny #we would read the text out loud as the characters we were named for #except dad who would do Robo and magus cause Chrono doesn’t talk a lot

I’ve been replaying Chrono Trigger and I got to the cave that holds the legendary sword Masamune that you need for plot reasons and I remembered what happened the first time I played this.

Me: *meets a child named Mune guarding the sword*

Me: Oh, he’s called Mune and the sword’s called Masamune. That’s clever. Wonder if there’s a Masa somewhere

My dad, sitting on the couch, having played this before: *smirks*

Me: What does that m—

Me: *proceeds to get my ass kicked*

Anyway, I died again.

#chrono trigger #chrono #the masamune #I forgot so much of the plot and Dad has been no help #he says I have to figure it out the hard way like he did when he was my age #old man #I cleared two of the wrong dungeon before he told me the plot was somewhere else #I love masa and mune the little bastards #but I don’t like that they counter attack #or that they have multiple forms #I’m running out of ethers

My little sister: Do they have British accents?

Me: *looks at the TV which is playing BBC Merlin, the show about Merlin and Arthur the famous British warlock and king, is filmed in Britain, takes place in Britain, filled to the brim with British actors in including Anthony Stewart Head who she very much knows is British because we grew up on Buffy the Vampire Slayer*

Me:

Me: No

#bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #tw British people #anthony stewart head #buffy the vampire slayer #rupert giles #i love my sister #so much #but sometimes

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