SAMANTHAR

19 | she/her

[fairyinthetrees]

hi besties in my phone. i hope today is so so good to you. i hope something special happens to remind you that it’s not always bad. ily.

[mumblesplash]

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

[mumblesplash]

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass

[whatdoesthevixensay]

correct

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are now this random animal, you can't go back!

Do you like it?

Heck yeah!!

I'm down for this

Eh, not mad

Nooooooo

Help I wanna go back

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ADD THIS

Results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 21 hours

poll submitted by anonymous!! thank you anon!!

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[princessmo]

[kushblazer666]

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[althusia]

vanilla farming requires selfcest on an industrial scale

[samisntthere]

i think disco elysium would be better if it didn’t feature any pre-gameplay character creation at all and just spat out a particular version of harry du bois to roleplay as and i’m willing to defend this opinion in a court of law

what do you mean i have to lock off this entire range of interactions because i chose to have a high-psyche character instead of a high-motorics character? i think the extent that this game goes to to hide its brilliant, revolutionary and evocative writing is criminal. show me the content

[samisntthere]

i can’t help but think that the fact that some of this game’s best interactions that lean heaviest into the surrealist side of disco elysium’s genre continuum (from espirit de corps, shivers, and inland empire) are ones that some players will miss on a first playthrough and won’t even realise that they’re missing them because of the game’s skill system! it doesn’t even reward players who pay attention to detail it rewards players who are willing to slog through the game again and again to find those passive interactions and that sucks

[samisntthere]

everyone deserves to have their necktie talk to them in this game

[samisntthere]

i think disco elysium would be better if it didn’t feature any pre-gameplay character creation at all and just spat out a particular version of harry du bois to roleplay as and i’m willing to defend this opinion in a court of law

what do you mean i have to lock off this entire range of interactions because i chose to have a high-psyche character instead of a high-motorics character? i think the extent that this game goes to to hide its brilliant, revolutionary and evocative writing is criminal. show me the content

[samisntthere]

i can’t help but think that the fact that some of this game’s best interactions that lean heaviest into the surrealist side of disco elysium’s genre continuum (from espirit de corps, shivers, and inland empire) are ones that some players will miss on a first playthrough and won’t even realise that they’re missing them because of the game’s skill system! it doesn’t even reward players who pay attention to detail it rewards players who are willing to slog through the game again and again to find those passive interactions and that sucks

[samisntthere]

i think disco elysium would be better if it didn’t feature any pre-gameplay character creation at all and just spat out a particular version of harry du bois to roleplay as and i’m willing to defend this opinion in a court of law

what do you mean i have to lock off this entire range of interactions because i chose to have a high-psyche character instead of a high-motorics character? i think the extent that this game goes to to hide its brilliant, revolutionary and evocative writing is criminal. show me the content

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's insane to me how many people have accepted the narrative of "if we want to protect minors, we need to give more power to their parents" as if one of the main issues facing minors in abusive environments isn't literally that they're completely at the mercy of their parents as is

[invizigothx]

first rule of Cite Club: tell everyone where you learned about Cite Club

[playwrongs]

invizigothx. (2026, January 30). first rule of Cite Club: tell everyone where you learned about Cite Club [Text post]. Tumblr. https://www.tumblr.com/invizigothx/807189844216446977/first-rule-of-cite-club-tell-everyone-where-you?source=share

[fipindustries]

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

[samisntthere]

man who goes on a racist tirade about his bedfellow in the evening and then wants to be topped by him in the morning what is up with that

[samisntthere]

the internet is right, this might be the most memeable book of all time