How would each blue lock boy react to their kid accidently hitting them with the shopping cart at a supermarket? (But YOU are their kid)
It was a normal day. Just shopping groceries with your dad.
You were pushing the card, walking past an aisle full of sweets. You got disctrqcted. Beacuse..yum 🤤
Not looking where you were pushing the cart, you accidently hit your dad with it. Like..quite hard.
You blinked, before panicking
You looked like you were about to cry.
He gently adjusted the cart, then yawned.
“You almost made me move more than I wanted to.”
The cart slams into Shidou’s shin. He stumbled a bit,
Then he glances down. Realizes its you and actually laughs.
A loud, wild, delighted laugh.
“HAHA—what the hell?! You trying to kill me, kid?!”
He crouches down immediately, grinning too wide.
Instead of being mad, he ruffles your hair like you just scored a goal.
“You’ve got power. Bad aim, but I like it. Wanna try again?”
Like you werent weird yourself
The cart hits Barou and actually bounces back.
Barou looks down like a king insulted in his own castle.
“…Do you understand what you’ve done?”
Then he grabs the cart, steadies it, and pushes it forward with terrifying precision.
“Follow me. I will teach you how to move properly.”
You hit the ishowspeed face
A shopping cart–slightly too fast, slightly too chaotic—slammed straight into a very familiar set of legs
Isagi froze mid-reach for a carton of eggs.
Damn that actually hurt..
You were gripping the metal with both hands, eyes wide, realizing only after impact that you had just bulldozed your own father in the supermarket aisle.
“I’M SORRY, DAD!! I saw the sweets aisle and I— I—”
Isagi sighed, crouching to your level. His voice softened, still a little dazed. (Hes absolutly pretendent it didnt hurt at all)
“Focus on pushing, not the snacks… you can get them after. Okay?”
You nodded so hard it looked like a warm-up drill.
As you pushed the cart, Isagi stayed behing you, rubbing his shin lol
Rin didn’t move at first.
Slowly looked down at the dented side of his coat.
Silence stretched like a penalty shootout.
“You’re distracted,” he said flatly.
Rin turned away and resumed walking. “Keep your head up next time. You’ll get yourself or someone else hurt.”
“Can we get the sour candies tho?”
Bachira got hit, stumbled slightly—
Then laughed. And you actually flinched
“WOAH! That was a MONSTER charge!”
He immediately crouched to your level, eyes sparkling.
“Hey, you’ve got crazy instincts! You just need better control!”
“Dad im sorry i wasnt paying atte-“
Within seconds, he was pushing the cart with you. Peopel stared at him.
“Let’s dribble the shopping cart together!”
Reo reacted immediately. Not to anger, but concern.
“Hey— are you okay?! Did you hurt yourself?”
He checked you first, then himself, then the cart like it was a shared investment portfolio.
“It’s fine, it’s fine… just be careful next time, okay? I’ll help you push it.”
Kunigami took the hit like a brick wall getting tapped by a pebble.
The cart bounced off him.
But then he gently straightened the cart, checked if you werent hurt, and quietly walked beside you the rest of the way like an off-duty bodyguard.
The cart hit Chigiri right at the back of his legs.
He simply stopped mid-step. Like the world had pressed pause on him.
Slowly, he looked over his shoulder. There was you, his kid.
You stood there gripping the shopping cart, eyes wide with the horror of realization. The cart was still lightly pressed against Chigiri’s calf, as if it had just realized it had committed a serious offense.
“Ah– sorry dad!! I wasnt paying attention!”
“…You almost made me lose my stride.”
Chigiri crouched down immediately. His expression wasn’t angry—just faintly exasperated.
“You have to watch where you’re going,” he said gently.
“..can we get the candy tho?”
Sae (i imagine Sae with wild ass kids so he isnt really suprised when this happends lol)
The cart hit Sae with a level of confidence that suggested the child had absolutely no idea they were about to experience emotional consequences.
It was a clean impact. Right into his shin.
You were already frozen in place, hands still gripping the cart, eyes locked on the aisle display of candies like they were the true source of all life on Earth.
“…Were you staring at the sweets again?” Sae asked flatly.
You nodded immediately. Too immediately.
Sae exhaled through his nose.
More like resignation to genetics.
“You always do this,” he muttered, gently nudging the cart back into place with his foot. “Every time there’s sugar within a ten-meter radius, you lose all awareness of physics.”
Big eyes. Practiced strategy.
“Dad… can we buy them pleaseeee?”
Your shoulders dropped in devastation.
Sae already turned away, walking again like nothing had happened. “We’re here for groceries, not bribery.”
Then, without even looking back:
Then lit up like you’d just won a tournament.
“…One,” he repeated. “If I see that cart hit me again because you’re distracted, I’m leaving you in the snack aisle.”
You quickly steered the cart more carefully… for about seven seconds.
“…You’re still staring at the candies.”
This time..this wasnt accidental. 100% on purpose + evil giggles
Kaiser was already smiling before he even turned around.
Not the polite kind of smile.
The kind that meant he knew exactly what had happened and was deciding whether to make it everyone else’s problem.
The shopping cart was still pressed lightly against his leg.
“…Did you just hit your dear papa?” he asked, voice smooth as glass.
Small. Bright. Completely unbothered.
You stood behind the cart, fingers curled around the handle, rocking it slightly like it was a toy built specifically for chaos. Your eyes flicked up at him for half a second, then immediately back to the candy aisle.
“…On purpose,” he murmured.
He slowly turned fully around, as if the supermarket itself had just become a stage.
“I see,” he said softly. “So we’re playing that game today.”
You pushed the cart again. Just a little bump into his shin.
Instead, he leaned down slightly, blue eyes narrowing with theatrical interest.
“And what is this strategy called?” he asked. “Bribery? Or rebellion?”
You pointed dramatically at the candy shelf like it was evidence in court.
“…Dad can we buy them pleaseeee?”
“Oh,” he said, placing a hand over his chest like he’d been deeply moved. “So that’s the goal.”
“…You commit assault,” he said calmly, “and your price is sweets.”
You nodded again, entirely confident in your business model.
Kaiser tapped the cart once with his foot, nudging it back into perfect alignment.
“Bold,” he said. “I respect it.”
He crouched slightly, bringing himself to your level.
“…But you’re negotiating with the wrong emperor.”
“Rules,” he said lightly. “You hit me, I decide the terms.”
Then, softer, almost entertained:
“…Say ‘please’ properly.”
You immediately, dramatically:
Kaiser closed his eyes for a moment, as if savoring the sound.
“One,” he said. “Because I’m merciful today.”
Then he leaned in slightly, voice dropping just enough to feel like a secret:
“But next time you try to ambush me…”
You sqeauled (did i spell that right), already sprinting to get the candy.
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This was actually so fun. (My gif!😀)