I'm sorry i cried on your cat.

Hey. I'm Lois and no I don't know where Superman is. I'm 20, live in South-East England and have no idea what the f*ck I'm doing. I have more cats than I have friends.

[ultrastamp-moving-deactivated20]

two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died

historians:

[mikaeled]

Jennifer’s Body (2009)

[witchywicked]

The Hobbit is a story about massive introvert who was forced to go outside.

[macleod]

yeah and look at how that turned out for them, friends dead, ring addiction, and your house gets ransacked and sold off. 

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

[emeline-savage]

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

[smushiguro]

Fucking stupid ass brain

[tami-taylors-hair]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

how do men this weak even manage to survive

[buffy-screencaps]

[lesbianrey]

mark hamill really is that bitch……….

[theauthoressdefiant]

did everyone just forget about when bill was attacked by greyback and he had a ton of scars and mrs weasley was like “oh better call off the wedding” and fleur was like “why the fuck would we do that” and mrs weasley basically said that fleur only liked bill bc of his looks and fleur totally told her and was like “i love him no matter what he looks like” and she turned out to be really cool I feel like fleur is underrated

[estessister]

what she said exactly was “i’m beautiful enough for both of us” and honestly when has anything been more iconic

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

[eclaire89]

Whoop there it is

[grumpy-radfem]

also:

[themanicpixiedreamgrrrl]

[throwbackblr]

[throwbackblr]

[isolacaramella]

Bianca yesterday 1/15/18

Vampires exist

[throwbackblr]

[leightum]

[imsorryicriedonyourcat]

some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren't home: are you 18?

me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry

[bvckybrns]

[refiningfire]

[blackandmildwithgod]

[not-safe-for-democracy]

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

[Goofy Voice] Why the HYUCK you lyin