schrödinger's twink

john, 29, sweden. he/him. known pervert. this is a sickos only zone.

[imsorryimlate]

i was sleeping really good until à fucking owl started screeching outside my window and now i’ve been tossing and turning for hours trying to fall back asleep 🙄

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

[imsorryimlate]

outlive donald trump this, outlive donald trump that, what about outliving jimmie åkesson

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[imsorryimlate]

summertime…

[cinemaphileadict]

Sex and the City (1998-2004), Season One, Episode One: Sex and the City

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[eveningwithsunlight]

football teams never lose anymore its always "the game was rigged in favor of the team i dont like!!"

[riphunter]

SHOW ME JUDE BELLINGHAM SUFFERING

[dykeverstappen]

SUICÍDIO CANCELADO

[imsorryimlate]

NOW WE’RE TALKING

[appuokas]

picture of the match 😭

[igauff]

Ngl the sight of Messi surrounded by people taller than him does get me hard

[gvardiol]

Djed Spence sir that was UNREASONABLY hot

Go on

[palewolfcheesecake-blog]

"romero just hit the floor" don't they all tho

[imsorryimlate]

every post in the world cup tag is like “argentina is allowed to laugh but england may only chuckle”