Ugghugrglrg

1996♎Overwatch, Undertale, aliens, monsters, and WOMEN I love peanut butter baby

[haileythesato]

My thoughts on Chris from Resident Evil Village.

(note: he gets wider in every panel as he should)

[thanatos-girl]

[678i0u]

Spider-Man 2 (2004) // Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

[blapis-blazuli]

I can’t leave Tumblr, where else am I gonna see people demanding that Disney and Marvel have Doc Ock bare his tits for their movie

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[claviclez]

[trr3rr]

[thatfunkyopossum]

[durnesque-esque]

[oatmealaddiction]

[psyduckscience]

[tokidokifish]

[the-dread-prevails]

[curioscurio]

[curioscurio]

[scromit]

god made us in his own image.. well, almost. god's pussy hole and ass hole are in opposite places. the reason he made ours switched is for copyright reasons and also because he thought it would be entertaining to watch us try and figure out pooping and pussy stuff but the joke's on him because it's just a better set up overall and he's bitter about being stuck with his back pussy and front shitter. that's why he does all the mean stuff that he does to us: floods, corona virus, katy perry, pearl harbor

taking notes taking notes

[ampervadasz]

[bog-sucker69]

uUHuUUUuUHhbhH *sm a c k*

[alrauneking-deactivated20190519]

[gaystation-4]

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

i enjoy mornings that you wake up to silence and no one is asking anything of you, you’re under no pressure to exist and its just wonderful

[official-lucifers-child]

every time i think, i take 10 damage

[biglawbear]

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[deadblog293898210398]

*has video game open* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it* man i wish i was playing video game right now *opens it again* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it

[johnnycashdyke-deactivated20231]

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

[numbaoneflaya]

Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[is-deltarune-released-yet]

No