i punched a werewolf in the face

just a dumb side blog for me to shitpost about twilight

[the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis]

hey!!! have you ever wanted to watch an actual Quileute elder talk about Quileute culture, language, and tradition? (as well as his family history, the damage Twilight has done, climate change, and so much more?)

trick question. this is an intervention. even if you’ve never wanted that, you do now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmfbQRclFf8

this is a video of Chris Morganroth, a Quileute elder, canoe-builder, language teacher, and a fantastic storyteller. he is wearing a shirt covered in pictures of wolves: his cousin made it for him! this is a recording of a 2012 speech at the Smithsonian. it is about an hour long. it is so worth it.

(big thanks to @twilightphasepodcast, who cited this as a resource in their latest episode, which was how i found it!)

[bellasdumptruckass]

Twilight character social media posts💛

Part 1/?

[musingsofvenus]

Sooooo was Bella in love with Edward, or was she just affected by the vampire lure (their beauty, smell, voice) that lulls humans into a false sense of security and makes them overlook the fact that they're in the face of a predator????

When Jacob said Edward was like a drug for her, maybe that wasn't entirely incorrect because it kinda seemed like she was in... withdrawal?

She hallucinated Edward a bunch? And when Alice returned, the first thing Bella did was breathe in her scent like it was her only oxygen supply? And then got unnecessarily angry with Jacob when he tried to get her away from Alice? And since Edward's return she could hardly be away from him for more than, what, a handful of hours? Maybe less?

Was Bella sitting in her room all catatonic because Edward left all traces of him under her floorboards, so she felt unconsciously compelled to stay in that one spot???

Has anybody talked about this yet? I feel like I might have seen it somewhere, but I really can't get over this.

[musingsofvenus]

@thevlturi My point exactly! Nothing Edward and Bella did ever felt romantic to me. It was always the "hot vampire boyfriend" and "I'm not like regular humans girlfriend" dynamic and that's FINE but it's not indicative of true love. They never evolve beyond that, but Bella pledges her life to him so they can be together forever, gets married to him and has a demon child with him......?

The only character she takes the time to build a genuine relationship with is Jacob, and they built that in less time than the length of Bella and Edward's relationship before he dropped her like a hot potato in NM.

And even when Edward came back, he TOLD Jacob that he didn't know her like Jacob did. I mean???????

[bellasdumptruckass]

“twilight vampires are so lame they sparkle in the sun🤣🤣🤣” have you considered that other vampires just burn and die

[volturialice]

skill issue

[crapload-of-crafts]

Support Women’s Wrongs

[wanted-by-the-volturi]

Twilight Text Post 3/???

[ezzakennebba]

twilight doodle dump

[edweirdocullen]

Local barnes and noble romance book table graphic

[ezzakennebba]

they’re making fun of edward 💅🏻

[canongingeredwardcullen]

BUT HOW HAVE THE CULLENS NOT BEEN CAUGHT ON A TRAIL CAM AT SOME POINT???

[embrythecall]

[duocatt]

yes i DID draw twilight art in 2022. what about it

context: me & @sreppub watched it & were like "but what if it was wholesome & edward hung out w them and slowly got more fun & teenagery." basically we have big brains & that wouldve made for such a cute movie

[jstwilight]

Who hell made this-

[cullenclansposts]

Been making twilight memes today

[jstwilight]

I-

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