And his kids were like Wahhh

Handsome fucking Jack here. fictive. dont fucking interact if youre not 18+

[please-alpha-nblm]

Made some graphics/icons for NSFW/18+ blogs. Feel free to take and use!

[c0njidraws]

[phenikas]

Based on a convo with @ryzselo , imagining what it would be like if Tim escaped Hyperion and was there during Tales, watching it all unfold from afar (for the time being). Tim would probably be hunting for survival, obviously trying to hide his face cause people down there still resent Jack for what he did. Then, as if by fate, a Hyperion dummy falls out of the heavens (and right in front of him). The ex-doppelganger can't help but call it love at first sight.

[crookedheron]

there are not enough hours in the day to draw everything I want to draw

[screaming-sparrow]

call me rhys the way handsome jack lives in my head rent free

[interoteme]

other things i found that were never posted

[phenikas]

I can't believe I forgot to post this on here as well.. it's been sitting in my drafts for over a week...

full render here

[handsomejdasha]

thoughtful Handsome Jack

[flowing-between-space]

fully clothed bf bends fully nude gf over his lap and makes a mess out of her

[prinxessinwonderlxnd-deactivate]

I’m beggingggg 🥹

[disgustinggf]

a girlfriend is just a weighted blanket that bites you

[lgbtlunaverse]

Nothing will dispell the "the curtains were just blue" myth faster than writing something yourself, because the amount of pretentious symbolism i am putting in my silly little fanfics is ridiculous. I mean SO much with these words, literally every single one of them. This fic has twenty five typos and zero correct uses of punctuation but if there's curtains you bet your ass I put thought into what colour they were.

[rockpapertheodore]

Sometimes self-care is, actually, NOT getting onto the computer and little treats and watching youtube videos. Sometimes those things are self-care, but sometimes they're also avoidant behaviors.

Sometimes self care is waking up and just. Fucking getting in the car. And driving to the bank. And the store. And buying the cat litter. And changing the cat boxes you've been avoiding because your brains been stuck in a hole. And picking up the trash you've been piling up. And getting a load into the wash. And mowing the lawn before the village council sends you a formal complaint and potential-fines warning.

Like its hard and annoying to do because it sucks. It sucks so much. But if I don't start working on this pile of bullshit I've let build up because it stinks and i was stuck in deer-in-headlights mode, I risk letting it turn into fuckery. I do not have the patience for fuckery that I once - foolishly! - thought I had.

[butch-obliterated]

This mentality helped me so much. Framing my "chores" and mundane tasks as self care and something I can do for myself, really helped me. On a good day I feel like I can genuinely enjoy basic to-dos because I get something nice for myself afterwards, even if that nice thing is just a better living environment. And sometimes it's still too hard, and that's okay too.

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[vanyamired]

Good news, fellow artists! Nightshade has finally been released by the UChicago team! If you aren't aware of what Nightshade is, it's a tool that helps poison AI datasets so that the model "sees" something different from what an image actually depicts. It's the same team that released Glaze, which helps protect art against style mimicry (aka those finetuned models that try to rip off a specific artist). As they show in their paper, even a hundred poisoned concepts make a huge difference.

(Reminder that glazing your art is more important than nighshading it, as they mention in their tweets above, so when you're uploading your art, try to glaze it at the very least.)

[towerartt]

DECREATION ARIA

Borderlands // Borderlands 2 // Borderlands 3 // decreation (An Opera in Three Parts), Anne Carson // The Prophecy (1995) // Autobiography of Red, Anne Carson // Rick Barba, The Worlds of Borderlands // Book of Revelation 9:11 // Harlan Ellison, I have no mouth and I must scream

[femmeidiot]

the idea of multiple people fucking me and all talking about me but not to me is so fucking hot.

[fuckableftm-deactivated20221219]

Yes 🥵

[prinxessinwonderlxnd-deactivate]

I wanna be fucked so hard that I can’t talk and all I can get out is little “uh huh’s” when you ask me something