#yap session

[ddd-guy]

HE ISN'T A MUFFIN ANYMORE

[heartstickered]

“years ago his first love turned into the moon and now he gets to wake up every day to the sun” wrap it up

[gr3yxxf3lix]

"I asked chatgpt" well i asked the most imaginative boy in town and he said he was a swinging space age bachelor

[idiasplayertwo]

"florid makes no sense. it's literally just bully x bullied, so that makes it a toxic ship."

meanwhile: /jkjk

MY OPINION ON WHY FLORID ISN'T A BAD SHIP, AND PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HARRASS OTHERS FOR SHIPPING IT.

TW: opinions because people just hate to be a hater.

shipping florid is not the worst, and for people who say it is, just hear me out.

because of course, if that's the only way you're going to see "florid" then sure, it's "toxic".

because first of all, i do not believe that is how their relationship would go EVEN IF THEY WERE CANON, emphasis on if.

riddle strives about the rules, following schedules to the end while floyd would break said rules all the time, BECAUSE HE LIKES SEEING PEOPLE'S REACTIONS.

you can definitely argue the fact that their personalities are completely different because they are, but that doesn't make them "toxic"

second of all, it's not just riddle, i think we're missing the fact that floyd is like this with almost the entire cast. from what floyd's character gives us, he doesn't meddle with what bores him.

and riddles reactions simply cure his boredom, hence why he has more interactions with him―which why i think for those who ship them, see them as a ragebait x ragebaiter couple.

floyd is unpredictable, but he's not a monster. he knows when too back off, he knows how deep his words can hurt...but he's not heartless.

he wouldn't be around riddle as much if he was, much like with azul―floyd cares about people he claims to be close too and loves to annoy them.

as my end note, i am in no way trying to force people to ship florid or give them a reason too―this is me simply explaining my opinion of people calling florid a "bully x bullied" situation.

i also simply hate how that's how people interpret floyd's character―evil, crazy and heartless eel who likes to bully people because like...NO??

if you ship florid for the same reason as me, you think the dynamic is funny and they are cute together, cool. if you don't, that's also cool.

just stop bringing people down because you hate the shop so much, it's all fictional and personally the ship isn't what people should be addressing when speaking about the worst/toxic ship.

apologies for any grammatical mistakes, this was written at like one am. i may get slammed for this, and lose followers, but just know im not trying to enforce anyone to think or so anything !

[baekhyoris]

I thought of something and I don't know if it's exactly how it would work, but like… would Neji ever use his Byakugan during sex? Like pinpointing the right spots that feel good, because I feel like he would take advantage of that also, like what about chakra control if he’s fingering or him inserting his fingers coated with chakra… This is so embarrassing to send, but I can’t stop thinking about this or if this is even possible at all I do remember seeing a chakra control during sex headcanon on here a few years ago so…💀

i'm 99% sure that this is what you're refering to. i've read way too many neji posts on this site so it's kind of wild that i immediatly clocked what you were talking about 💀 anyways, hope you enjoy <3

minors dni 🔫

➢ now i can't lie, this made me giggle a bit cause it sounds like a crack scenario. but it really has me thinking...

➢ now huge disclaimer, i haven't read the naruto manga in full in a long time (i'm planning on doing a reread once this semester is done). so i may end up getting things wrong about chakra

➢ neji can both halt or overcharge chakra flow depending on how he strikes the tenketsu points. now for this scenario, i have to assume that there are some tenketsu points within the pelvic region in order for this to work. going off this, i think there's some potential to do some wacky shit with this info.

➢ from how i see it, pressing down on a tenketsu point in the pelvis while in the middle of sex can further enhance stimulation. again, this is just how i see, let's just bend canon so this makes sense.

➢ i think this is something that would randomly pop into neji's head one day, deep into the relationship. would overcharging your tenketsu amplify your pleasure during sex? at first, he would brush it off thinking it's a ridiculous idea. but the more he thought about it, the more he has the urge to try it out with you.

➢ and that's how you find youself underneath him, with your thighs around his shoulders as his fingers pump inside of you. his other hand—underneath your right thigh—lets go. those familiar veins bulge out as neji activates his byakugan, revealing all 361 tenketsu point at his disposal.

➢ something twists in your stomach, seeing those eyes staring down at your pussy and you can't help the way you clench around his fingers. as you lay there breathless, you're about to ask what exactly is he planning, but your words dissolve into a cry as a chakra coated finger gently presses down on the tiny node.

➢ your chakra flow glows as the tenketsu are overcharged, only shining brighter as neji's fingers hit more nodes surrounding the navel and pelvic region. your hips grind on his face as the pleasure boarders on overwhelming. neji couldn't help the satisfied smirk that curls at his lips, seeing you writhe beneath him as your moans, whines and cries for more fill the room. it worked far better than he expected.

➢ as he suspected, it doesn't take long for you to climax. his thumb rubbing your clit and the overwhelming charge of your chakra flow proved to be too much. your hands grips the sheets below as your back arches, your pussy clamping down on his intruding fingers as your body spasms. it hits you much harder than you expected, so much so that your release makes a mess of the sheets and coats neji's wrist.

➢ neji stares, his byakugan deactivating as he takes in the beautifully fucked out look on your face. his cock throbs within the confines of his pants as he takes a deep breath, not wanting to cum too early. if you had such an explosive climax with just him fingering you, neji could only imagine how you'd react when he's thrusting inside of you as he messes with your tenketsu.

➢ a shiver races down his spine and neji wastes no time with undoing his pants and freeing his cock. settling on top of you once again, he's quick to pull you into a deep kiss, his clean hand coming to cup your cheek.

➢ you're going to be there for a long time.

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[brat-pack-it-up-boys]

My genuine reaction if I see one more of you characterize Dwayne as the silent one, or the stern one, or the more reasonable one out of the lost boys

HE’S JUST AS SILLY AS THE OTHER BOYS PLEASE

“oh but he’s the quite one” MARKO AND HIM HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LINES

And if I see a single person bring up him being Laddie’s dad—GUYS, sure he’s taking care of laddie as a brother figure maybe a teen dad (at most) but at NO point do we see him being a responsible parent at all because he’s not one.

[2-old-to-guard]

Quick little yap for today. It really bugs me when people talk about Joe and Booker having a friendly rilvary banter. They don't. Period!

In every interaction Joe and Booker have it's the most dude-bro friendship that doesn't border on homoerotic (although this is highly debated). Even Andy, who has the deepest connection with Booker (but that's another story), slaps him at one point and jokes about his explosion. There's a reason why Joe reacts in anger to Booker's betrayal, it's because he held so much trust with Booker and thought they had a close enough relationship to talk about this stuff.

Now, if there was a sibling rilvary... it's Booker and Nicky