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I'm Amy and this is my blog!

[tragikarp]

[accidentalfisting]

[h-el-l-deactivated20200408]

my plan B for everything is to die before it happens

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[peehat]

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

[donkeykongsixtyfour]

[happy-pumpkin-season]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!

[my-lingering-soul]

ITS FEBRUARY

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

[saddest-cat-hours]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[leia-organa]

[necessaryprotection-deactivated]

[idontreallyfuckwithcheese]

#this enrages me every time i see it for the simple fact that john mulaney would have been 15 when princess diana died #which begs the question #if he’s lying #does that mean he did it?

[actuallygodzilla]

#he also grew up in chicago illinois not wisconsin

i cant believe john mulaney killed princess diana

[imthespoon]

England: “Fantastic. Cheerio, America.”

America: “Yeah. Fruit Loops to you, too, dude.”

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[gothicprep]

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

[jonathanking]

[disdickovereverything]

Prophet

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