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20. jesse. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[thetomska]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well i guess i’m gonna go look now

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[sylferino]

[small-chekov]

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

[mhevet]

my f

[mhevet]

my feet are cold

[mhevet]

[awed-frog]

You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.

[yeezy-nation]

omg

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[joeycon]

[akaashikelji]

nsfw post 18+ only

im 16 so i cant even see this post let alone make it so this will have to wait two years

[akaashikelji]

im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys

[akaashikelji]

i’m 18!

titty

[bellendsend]

[akaashikelji]

i didn’t turn 18 for this

[showerthoughtsofficial]

For most of human history, Vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse.

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

you complete moron. you stupid fucking idiot. “cars would be better if they could bite and shit” that was you just now, dumbass

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

“Wouldn’t it but cool if cars could piss? Wouldn’t it be cool if cars could fuck?”

Fuck off.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

it would be cool if cars could fuck

[elodieunderglass]

We. We still have horses

[hashtagloveloses]

this post was the pitch meeting for the Cars movies universe

[led-lite]

This cars vs horses post is a trainwreck.

[fakehistory]

The Catholic church convicts Galileo of heresy (1633)

[porterr-robinson]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided

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[moth-unit-00]

This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there

[queen-of-dirt]

Damn you’re right

[curiooftheheart]

This is so cursed I swear I lost five years of life

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

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[bananaslug]

[meanplastic]

What the fuck is this ad omfgggg

[orchestrated-chaos]

Tumblr staff making sure no Pornographic Blasphemy gets posted

[frollosuggestions]

Thats just me looking for somewhere to tinkle