Why are you here, I'm not funny

some nonsense from my life and by life I mean the internet mostly

[goth-queen]

[leighanne]

Not with your eyes. With theirs.

WICKED (2024) x WICKED: FOR GOOD (2025)

[bookshelfdreams]

something about victor standing under the gallows, evaluating the men about to be hanged for their usefulness in his experiments. something about his disgust at their poor health, likely caused by the same conditions that led them to this very moment. disappointed that he will not be able to strip them for parts. something about him digging through the piles of corpses on a battlefield, and being annoyed that the brutality with which they were killed limits the usefulness of the bodies. something about his experiments being funded by war money. something about piles of bones in a landfill, body parts flushed down the drain. something about the casual disregard for life and personhood not just in how he treats the creature, but in everything he does to make him, too.

[jennasdumbblog]

Only for the creature to turn around and be enchanted by life and every living thing.

[bookshelfdreams]

ONLY FOR THE CREATURE TO TURN AROUND AND BE ENCHANTED BY LIFE AND EVERY LIVING THING!!!!!!

[chromolumen]

Twitter user viewerspookies said this and i drew it. Just had to it was so funny

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

when youre watching chopped and someone says theyre gonna use the ice cream machine

[romanticdaydreams]

I saw this on my professor’s door and I can’t even deal with the accuracy.

[williamsockner]

roundwithcircles buetterfliege

[leecomotive]

Sold these mini prints at a convention this weekend! Poor gay babies… ;-;

[weloveshortvideos]

When you forgot about the homework.

[mxcoriginal]

I want to see the making of this video really badly.

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

TODAY WHEN A GUY TRIED TO MANSPLAIN SHAKESPEARE TO ME

It was just like:

[englishmajorhumor]

deets, plz

[pr1nceshawn]

Pictures Any Dog Owners Will Understand.

[woodelf68]

Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.

[stalling]

[totinos]

DINNER TIME YOU GUYS.

[fuckyeahdementia]

[vaighspersonal-deactivated20160]

Why the hell does this captivate me.

[spazzeon-deactivated20181102]

Bats are weird

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

this is so funny wtf

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

JESUS

[homophobic]

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”

Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*

Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

[plankhandles]

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

[mitchgrss]

Disney Love Medley (feat. Kirstin Maldonado & Jeremy Michael Lewis) 💕