SevenEightNine

Look, a potato

[coughloop]

[colachampagnedad]

is this a whole foods review

[gummiehz]

i fucking love this so muchn 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yepperoni]

i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chair 

[ladyfl4me]

[surrealism-love]

The explanation, 1952, Rene Magritte

Size: 35x46 cm Medium: oil, canvas

[thewickedavatar]

rene magritte this does not explain ANYTHING

[aceofsnakes]

You already know tf  goin on!!!, 1952, Rene Magritte

Size: 35x46 cm

Medium: oil, canvas

[kortzite]

[leviathan-supersystem]

a “do you love the color of the sky” edit which is exactly as long but is just blank the whole way through

[leviathan-supersystem]

contemplate how easy it would be to actually make this post and then meditate on how infinitely merciful i am for choosing to describe it instead

[dankmemeuniversity]

[prole-log]

[isnt]

I never run voluntarily so if you see me running you should start running too because something is coming. 

[ratkingreject]

mugs for you and your future self

[crabmandible]

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

[crabmandible]

Behold,, a man.

[crabmandible]

Sp

[instantlycrookedcollection0]

Evolution of man

[deepspacepirate]

The word “moist” is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include

chunks

curdling

squirt

munch

bulbous

pustule

sink

squirm

slippery

Which got me wondering, can I elicit the same emotions with words that have no meaning? And the answer is “Yes, yes you definitely can.”

So here it is: words and phrases that elicit “thanks, i hate it!” by sheer negative sonority

scrungo

beesechurger

mingus

hurgling

tungus

Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus

slurm

chungus

crungle

gunch

But did you know you can make it even worse by combining them??

bucket of curdling chunks

the pustulous gunch muncher

your squirming tungus

this crungy beesechurger

a squirting chungus

the slurm sink

a slippery mingus

And my all time favorite

m y ⠀m o i s t ⠀s c r u n g o

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

the crungy chungus

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[unclefather]

And why would you hurt him?

[actaea-p-y]

In a perfect world I could write a thesis on the emotional experience that is Hollow Knight, but alas my output capacity is restricted to shitty memes

[outofcontextdnd]

How about I seduce the goblin with my shaved 6-pack

-A werewolf named Chad

[geostatonary]

[elsajeni]

how… what is… did you just have this art lying around?? was it in a box labeled In Case Of Goblin Seduction 6-Pack Joke Break Glass? apparently this is a Magic card and I have a lot of questions for Magic: The Gathering right now

[lordsoth42]

I can never remember this card’s real name because everyone just calls it “Abs of Treason”

[aeriktirel]

The card name is “Enthralling Victor”. It has a ‘spiritual sequel’ card in terms of artwork called “Captivating Crew”, drawn by the same artist:

[dealingwithaces]

Abs of treason

[commandgoldfuckers]

[doubletrouble7997]

[probablymercerrpgideas]

goblins captivated by abs is my favourite genre of art

[lesbianmichelmishina]

shit that actually happens in pokemon:

a giant castle rises from the ground around the main government building. this is basically peta’s fault.

you ride a dragon-god into space to fight a meteor alien. this is plan b. plan a was to send the meteor alien to another dimension.

one guy tries to get rid of the oceans. one tries to get rid of dry land. What Happens Next Will Shock You.

a dude jumps straight out of the water onto an evil pirate ship, lowers the gangplank, then swims off to let a teenager deal with it.

there is a 1/3 chance that a runaway 11-year-old yakuza/mafia prince broke into a laboratory to steal an adorable plant creature.

you can buy a useless fish for several thousand yen from a shady salesman. this is actually a very good investment.

the devil, the god of death and the bringer of eternal nightmares all really really really like cake.

the space cultists would have won if dragon lucifer hadn’t showed up.

god is a goat, and if you take it to the right place, it will make you a baby god.

the most powerful trainer in the world (a 14-year-old with a pet rat) went up a frozen mountain for no apparent reason. he only comes down after you beat up his rat. this is absurdly difficult.

the effective ruler of the unova region is a magical catgirl space princess with a bunch of pet dragons. 

there’s a nine foot tall guy wandering around. his height is the least interesting thing about him. and his best friend is a flower fairy.

[glitchlight]

more

a 10 year old destroys the yakuza (and then another 10 year old destroys its remnants a few years later) 

there’s multiple professors who study subjects they have no fucking clue about. they’re still considered experts for some reason. 

bikes cost a gajillion dollars but you actually WERE the 1 millionth customer and get one for free anyways. 

a woc orphan gets a suit that basically makes her a super hero. This is never followed up ojn 

a random guy with a bad accent in a brown trenchcoat is the sole police officer seen in the series. no i mean literally, there ARE NO OTHER POLICE its just him, he keeps showing up. All the others you might think were police are just security guards. 

same police officer fights a pokemon with his fists at one point 

in a previous game a dragon hits a person with a laser and this is a good thing

Psychic powers are totally real and common as dirt

ghosts are real too but they’re mostly goobers

fossils are resurrected ala jurassic park all the time 

people can read dreams

teleportation and matter to energy conversion is so common place it’s used for minor conveniences

an ancient civilization 10000 years old used braille as their alphabet

you can visit the underworld 

[sarahsyna]

There is now another police officer. He lives next to a town overrun by a gang, with his fifteen cats.

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[cybercrimer]

anyway. glados time