Incipient

Alcoholic fuck up

[whitepeopletwitter]

[imgoodonanymlkblvd]

Treating employees like adults…

[everythingstarstuff]

Art by Josh Newton

[carnival-phantasm]

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

[averyboneyguy]

:/

[hehthar]

[paxamericana]

my one superpower is that i can instantly tell when someone who doesn’t use the word “ya’ll” in their day-to-day speech starts using it to be sanctimonious and folksy on the internet

[sorrelchestnut]

i can tell you don’t either OP or you’d put the apostrophe in “y'all” where it fucking belongs

[jumex]

due to not wanting to. I will not be

[animatedtext]

[highfunctioningfool]

[thecw4kids]

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

[curlzformetal]

enemies to friends to lovers, 67k, ghost au

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

She sounds like a delight

[flowury]

before i die i want to see the northern lights preferably with whoever my future person ends up being. if yr my soulmate pls start the itinerary

[killowave]

[oktobearfest]

i was at a grocery store in germany today to get some food and theres a group of american kids by the meat looking at pork schnitzel and i hear one kid say “i didnt know schnitzel was a real food. i thought the movie hoodwinked made it up” and i think that has to be the worst thing ive ever heard in my life

[adrian714-deactivated20200501]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[tldrwikipedia]

[screwdbrewdandtattood]

as a guy this shouldn’t be funny but goddamn 😂😂😂

[tamper]

[ruinedchildhood]