In/Coherent

[iziksquirel]

[crudbumpowns]

[adriofthedead]

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[phluphfy]

I N F I N I T E C A T

[discofroggy]

[faajinas]

That dog looks pissed

[chrishallbeck]

[outofcontextdnd]

“Why are the Mormons nocturnal?!”

-Our monk who has gotten visited by mormons twice in the middle of the night (via outofcontextdnd)

@andiblac

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[mintyanusara-blog]

[joshpeck]

a magician was here

[in--coherent]

@andiblac

[outofcontextdnd]

Gnomish Furniture

Gnome Sorcerer: “ I spend my last spell slots to cast Animate Object on a few couches so they may serve me.”

Drow Elf Rogue: “Oh great, it’s the return of the Ottoman Empire.”

[in--coherent]

@andiblac

[garden-of-everything]

according to your birthday, in 2016, you will

1-5: be completely baffled by  6-10: in the mistaken belief that it is a puppy, attempt to pet 11-15: ascend to the throne of the world as the new god of 16-20: cry a lot about 21-25: seek heaven through 26-31: finally get to be with your beautiful lover, who is

january: the weight of your sins february: full communism march: rage bigger than your body can contain april: the Sun may: eleven-dimensional space june: violence july: the merciless confines of linear time august: a fictional character september: the void october: a ghost november: every single dragon december: a giant robot

[teadrunktailor]

June 23: seek heaven through violence. Seems legit. #jousting 

[thewyrdbird]

Be completely baffled by the merciless confines of linear time…

Well, yes. That’s always me.

[bog-fiend]

Be completely baffled by a giant robot. IT WILL BE BAFFLED BY ME.

[in--coherent]

In the mistaken belief that it is a puppy, attempt to pet the sun.

Yeah, seems legit.

[zulidoodles]

[[She saves people. Even if she gets it wrong the first time.]]

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[in--coherent]

@andiblac

[computersaresadtoo]

XP/98 remix

[aloe-jelly-deactivated20170907]

ok what the fuck

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[3fluffies]

Dying.

[ciatri]

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

[in--coherent]

@andiblac @thegreatbull

[rockhardgeologist]

[in--coherent]

Skype

One person: Alright I'm gonna head to bed-

Everyone: Yeah me too

[outofcontextdnd]

Since you asked about valentine cards, I have a few available at my Etsy shop?

[in--coherent]

>Natural 20 >WoD tag

But WoD is a beautiful, perfect d10 system :(

[outofcontextdnd]

"Why isn't torture a skill?"

-Our Rogue in tonight’s game

[in--coherent]

For those who might be interested: it actually is.

Torture uses variant rules for Intimidate, see The Book of Vile Darkness, pages 37-38. (Also, consider allowing a skill synergy with Profession: Torturer.)

[gogomrbrown]

Khajiit stole nothing….Khajiit is innocent of this crime.

[in--coherent]

@andiblac