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Bonus Eisenhorn nonsense from a glorious, whirlwind trip to NYC last week.

#Gregor Eisenhorn #Warhammer cosplay #40k cosplay #Inquisitor Eisenhorn #WH40K #Warhammer Inquisition #that's an awful lot of smiling for a dude who shouldn't be able to move his face #sincethewreck and I were absolutely serving during this photoshoot and I cannot wait to show y'all

Bad News, Lads!

The Hyperfixation Pendulum™ is swinging back to Fancy Useless Men (versus Practical Soldier Men), so expect more incoherent spam about 18th c. dudes with 52-word long Wikipedia pages.

#get out while you cannnn #relevant to stupid D*Con plans #please also congratulate me on not spending $200 on silk in NYC last week despite the bullshit given above

hometoursandotherstuff

#thank you for making me cry laugh on a plane

Presentations over Microsoft Teams are so weird. How can I tell if anyone is laughing at my shitty jokes

#please these jokes were tailor-made #anyway telling the army how the army works as a military historian is weird but no one seemed to get mad #so we're counting this one as a success

Solid time at the anime con with Jack A. this weekend.

#the Pitt #Jack Abbot cosplay #the Pitt cosplay #Otafest #I have regrettably become That Dude who takes pictures with the car

necarion

They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not.

Also, because this is incredibly important to Bond for some reason, she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married straight woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie.

We live in the future, and we can admit that all of the cool things that a Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this thing feel "woke" of self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise.

#never smashed the reblog button faster in my life #if any version of James Bond is not some degree of garbage human you're missing the point

WEINER MAXXXING

#got that dawg in me

siriusorionray

#hey op this goes hard AF #Daud #Dishonored

jackabbot

a very big fan of whatever their deal is...

#i love them your honor #the pitt #shout-out to a FB pal who commented with the first gif after I shared some cosplay photos #10/10

teadrunktailor

Out here having a real normal one about Jack Abbot, so guess what got worn to comic con this weekend.

teadrunktailor

Morning rebloge due to still feeling paramountly cool from Saturday.

#also the normies have found this on IG so that's been entertaining #The Pitt #Jack Abbot #The Pitt cosplay

Out here having a real normal one about Jack Abbot, so guess what got worn to comic con this weekend.

#The Pitt #Jack Abbot #Jack Abbot cosplay #The Pitt cosplay #not me getting snared rapid by Tumblr gifs of a mainstream medical show #best part of the con experience this weekend was wearing the scrubs on Friday and having approximately 300 people ask if I was Dr. Robby #attempted Live Abbot Reaction in that one image LOL #also restaurant had ceiling mirrors for some reason #can't wait to get the proper web belt / holster and weather the top up a bit for the rest of the con season #and my cat was very pumped to take a photo with me as you can see

redlettermediathings

#me constantly

diana-foggymaster

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more icons from THE PITT on my Pinterest: HERE

#yep #the pitt #sotto voce: gifs are great but oh my LORDT do I love a good jpeg array #it's important for everyone to know this effectively sums up the interior of my brain these last three weeks

plasmometer

i made a price list for sketches! i will draw your funny things. dm me.

i will also draw your cool and normal things if you want

#oho hell yes #brb getting ideas #still so pleased with Martin from a couple of months ago

Wasn't going to post any from the first night because I thought the makeup was weird but IG got pretty excited about this one so here you go.

#do enjoy the framing with the shrine #Daud #Daud cosplay #Dishonored #Dishonored cosplay #on the list today: final jacket fixes / weathering #final details on boots / pouches #trial hair / makeup for new mainstream nonsense #try not to freak out about former #unrelated: a skunk blew its entire ass off outside my bedroom window in the night and we sufferin

Mood Board for upcoming con season bullshit.

#generally resistant to being Cryptic on Main #and I'm not even sure if it'll work yet #but there is nothing so motivating as Guy with Easily Replicated Outfit and Con in Two Weeks

hith3r3p33ps

Update: it hangs now and looks very golden in the sun

Here's the pattern for those who are interested. I took some liberties when things started looking funny and at the end I spent a few hours cross-stitching, especially around the letters

+ Sokolov (the cat) (the guy)

tildytwo

What does the bottom text say?

hith3r3p33ps

@tildytwo it's this! Not enough pixels to make the small text legible though :'D

#pour one out for my crazy-talented friends #also Sokolov is a superb cat name

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