I never agreed to this...

32yo Pansexual female Texan. I attempt to RP. I do fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Megamind, Gargoyles, TMNT, SaM, and a few random others. There's gonna be a lot of hippie/boho crap on here cause I'm trendy like that. I bake shit and post pics cause I'm a cake-tease (hurrhurr). I have no fucking idea what I'm doing with my life. 

[dragonpuppies]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

[theamityelf]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

[little-niggah-sugar]

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!

Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.

[ur-friendly-local-memer]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?

[marzipanandminutiae]

Elizabethan husband: Wife, ho! Bring forth my keys!

Elizabethan wife: [throws a writing slope before him]

Elizabethan husband: My keys, my keys! What, hast thou not ears?

Elizabethan wife: I thought thou said writing slope.

Elizabethan husband: Devil take thee; why would I say writing slope?

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Elizabethan daughter: Harken father! Tis the valorous kush!

Elizabethan father: Thou art in the petty market; how valorous mayest it be?

[nudityandnerdery]

Elizabethan Peasant: Good morrow, my fine fellows! Thou mayest call me Jared, I has’t seen 19 years upon the Good Lord’s green earth, but I am melancholic, for I must admit it was not my privilege to learn to decipher script.

[sweetoothgirl]

chai pumpkin pie with maple whipped cream

[rannyunny]

just want to add more short hair Sessy to collection ( ･ ･)♡

[mindblowingscience]

Cause of polycystic ovary syndrome discovered at last

Polycystic ovary syndrome, which affects one in five women, seems to be caused by a hormonal imbalance. An IVF drug may fix this, and will be trialled soon

The most common cause of female infertility – polycystic ovary syndrome – may be caused by a hormonal imbalance before birth. The finding has led to a cure in mice, and a drug trial is set to begin in women later this year.

Polycystic ovary syndrome affects up to one in five women worldwide, three-quarters of whom struggle to fall pregnant. The condition is typically characterised by high levels of testosterone, ovarian cysts, irregular menstrual cycles, and problems regulating sugar, but the causes have long been a mystery. “It’s by far the most common hormonal condition affecting women of reproductive age but it hasn’t received a lot of attention,” says Robert Norman at the University of Adelaide in Australia.

Continue Reading.

[oldboxofbarbsstuff]

THIS IS UNUSUAL CONTENT FOR MY BLOG BUT

Y'ALL THIS IS HUGE

[scarletjedi]

!!!!!

[vorpalgirl]

Just going to point out that as much as this excerpt here describes it as affecting “fertility” and oh woe, they can’t get pregnant as easy…uh, it’s also something that can make them fucking miserable and POTENTIALLY KILL THEM Here’s the thing: ovaries normally do produce cysts. They’re supposed to! To an extent. They produce like, a tiny number, maybe one, each menstrual cycle, because the egg that is ready to be hypothetically fertilized, is PUSHED OUT to the fallopian tube, by an actual cyst. This is the normal process, in the “4 out of 5″ women who don’t have PCOS. In PCOS, though, my understanding is that the cyst production does not happen in this nice, orderly fashion, only happening approximately every few weeks; instead, it goes haywire and happens all over the place and WAY too much (hence “polycystic”).  Left unchecked, this can cause the organ to become damaged, it can cause it to swell and even press on other things in the abdomen and put OTHER parts of the body at risk, can cause all sorts of awful things. IIRC ( @tekka-wekka I think you know more about this than I do, by all means please correct me if I’m wrong about any of it?) it tends to cause a lot of pain or heavy bleeding during many people’s menstrual cycles and, as noted, causes them to be more irregular - so it’s basically a disability, one that can be LIFE-THREATENING. And guess what the main treatment for PCOS is, to keep the cysts in line and regulate the menstrual cycle properly? Hormone-regulating pills. You know, the ones normally labeled “birth control”.  This was what Sandra Fluke was testifying about a few years back, during health care debates, by the way. She had a friend who had EXACTLY this condition, and the fact that Georgetown’s student health coverage would NOT cover her “birth control” medication meant that she went without it for three months…and her ovaries, filled with cysts, enlarged so much that she required EMERGENCY SURGERY (to remove them entirely, IIRC).  Which is why Sandra Fluke was FIRMLY arguing for increased access to “birth control” medications; because leaving aside questions of autonomy, it’s an actual literal life-or-death health necessity for many people! Such as those with PCOS in specific! But I digress. My point is: this is a condition that goes beyond “fertility” issues; it requires a LOT of people to go on pretty much (IIRC) permanent hormonal regulation to carefully regulate their menstrual cycles in order to NOT DIE. Because, left untreated, it can, in fact, literally pose that risk. (And depending on the specific hormonal birth control in question - this may have the trade off of things like a higher stroke risk, so that’s…that’s a thing, too, oops) So uh. This? This is REALLY good news. But not JUST for folks with PCOS who want to have biological children; it’s literally just good news in general, because this could be LIFE-SAVING research?? I just wanted to point that out because, like, I don’t think a lot of people are aware of PCOS and how it can potentially KILL YOU,  and there’s a lot of misconceptions about ovarian/uterine health in general, and like… and I think some folks might scroll past this thinking it’s mostly about “fertility”? When it’s actually a condition that impacts WAY more than that, and chances are very very good you actually know someone with this condition, whether you realize it or not.

[grrlcookery]

Reblogging for the additional info. Most of the folks I know with this don’t give a shit about fertility. They just want to stop needing S5+ painkillers to function at least 25% of the time.

[claudiapriscus]

The thing about this is, if IVF drugs were an effective treatment for PCOS, there wouldn’t be so many women with PCOS who go through multiple rounds of IVF. 

[golbatgender]

IT’S NOT CAUSED BY BEING FAT.

If there’s one thing I want people to take away from this article, it’s that PCOS IS NOT CAUSED BY BEING FAT.

(Or at the very least, not caused by the person who has it being fat. DFK how maternal weight is involved, but since PCOS is hereditary, more likely PCOS also isn’t caused by your mom being fat.)

[xenoqueer]

The connection between weight and PCOS is that because fat tissue has a role in hormone production, being fat can exacerbate symptoms somewhat. However, PCOS also causes weight gain, so telling people with PCOS to lose weight is useless advice. It just so happens that people with less fatty tissue who have PCOS, have slightly more manageable symptoms.

And peopel took this to mean that fat causes PCOS, because people hate anyone who weighs more than like 90lbs.

[ugly--cupcakes]

BLACKBERRY LEMONADE MINI CUPCAKES

[sweetoothgirl]

Blackberry Lime Cake

[sylvandreamdesigns]

All the Mabon inspired wreaths that will be available tonight at 5pm est. available at www.etsy.com/shop/sylvandreamdesigns 

[sweetoothgirl]

Chocolate Cake 🍫🍫🍫

(Recipes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

[abigaillarson-deactivated202501]

For all of my fellow monster lovers out there! Get “Monster Lover” tees and other merch here

[amneris-hermione-violet]

@corseque

[sweetoothgirl]

Soft Amaretti Cookies

[sweetoothgirl]

No Bake Reese’s Peanut Butter Cheesecake

[slightmood]

people who travel while on their period are braver than the marines

[cornobbles]

It’s called tampons

[slightmood]

[sweetoothgirl]

Six-Layer Chocolate Cake with Toasted Marshmallow Filling & Malted Chocolate Frosting

[sweetoothgirl]

Peanut Butter Cheesecake Doughnuts with Salted Chocolate Bourbon Caramel

[shadowscapes-stephlaw]

#dragonflies and #golden stuff. Something in the works for my upcoming show at @havengallery in April. #dragonfliesinart #dragonflyart #dragonfly #watercolor #painting #art #gold #golden #goldleaf #shinystuff #wings #havenartgallery #havengallery #beautifulbugs #patternsinnature

[inactivelyverby]

The only thing I could think when I saw this scene...  #ded

[inactivelyverby]

Y'AAAAAALL!!!! Just got my order in from earlier this week (happy birthday treat to me) and I'm stoked!!! These things are even better than I'd expected, and that smexy mouth is NOT smol, I love it!!!! If you have seen these and are on the fence about getting any, do it, you won't regret it. If you haven't seen these kick ass pins yet, here's this amazing artist's info in the pics, go get you some!

@joannekwan LOVE THESE (AND DEMON HOUSE IS ONE OF MY FAVE FAVE FAVE COMICS), PLEASE KEEP AT IT! Much love!