the magisterium series and its consequences

andy | 23 | they/she | cc and hb owe me money for psychological damage | FREE PALESTINE!! | fuck terfs they can go to hell

[kaylmao]

this strategically placed landmine will allow me to easily dominate the dance dance revolution competition

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[miseria-fortes-viros]

idk perhaps this is too early 2000s internet safety module of me but the amount of information you guys demand from each other is weird

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[pussyhoundspock]

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Kill all trillionaires Yesterday

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play