Keep thinking of Paralogism Knights of Favonious because how... did they even approach that topic... like everyone was so chill with everything.
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Jean: "Kaeya. Great timing, actually. Albedo will be accused of crimes in the near future. Can I entrust you with being Albedo's defense lawyer?"
Kaeya: "1st or 2nd degree?"
Albedo: "...Why is it you instantaneously assume murder?"
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Jean: "The whole mountain? Corrupted by the abyss?"
Albedo: "Technically. Durin's heart grows bitter the longer we wait,"
Jean: "Bitter of what?"
Albedo, knowing damn well he's bitter of HIM: "Reasons undiscovered. I assume being trapped and paralysed for 500 years isn't beneficial to a positive mental state"
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Albedo: "For the record, thank you. I'm aware this is all merely a fabrication but I appreciate you being on the stand for me. I know you're not fond of having analysing eyes on you,"
Kaeya: "I mean, I would probably defend you for 1st degree murder even if it wasn't fabricated,"
Albedo: "...Duly noted?"
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Jean: "Are you sure you could pull this off? Turning a creature into a human is quite the alchemical feat,"
Albedo: "My mother's taught me enough about human creation,"
Jean: "...Human conception in the womb is much, much different... is it not?"
