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The Bowery Presents
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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EXPECTATIONS
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occasionally subtle

oozey mess
cherry valley forever
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we're not kids anymore.
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alien-enforced bedtime
I made a stupid meme while reading the book.
I MEAN
You know maybe zuko was right to get the flu after doing 1 good deed. I did something that was in my own interests for the first time my whole life and man I could throw up after it
it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit
In retrospect, it's hilarious that Stratt made everybody on the vat speak English in deference to Grace being monolingual
Because with how quickly Grace was able to pick up Eridian, even with literally NOTHING about it being familiar the way a human language would be, they probably could have chosen Mandarin as the universal language on Stratt's Vat and he would have just. Learned it.
Mutuals if you’re the pope you have to tell me or it’s entrapment
it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there
Why do so many Japanese urban legends seem to involve a dialogue tree that you need to follow very carefully?
It's just the interactive element that seems characteristic. Like I hear a claim that, at some point, "everyone dreams of a village littered with blue corpses, and if they trip and fall then they will die in their sleep and become one of them" and ai just immediately know before I even check that, yes, this urban legend originated in Japan.
"Am I pretty?"
"I don't know, you're wearing a mask."
"How about now?"
"...I'd say you're a definite four--" (*remembers that four is bad luck in East Asia because it sounds like death*) "FIVE! I meant five! Definitely meant five!"
According to Wikipedia, that could actually work according to some versions of the legend
"You're kinda mid, tbh" or "I don't have time for questions" are both valid responses
Maybe chuck some Werther's Originals at her for safe measure
Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…
What is your AO3 user ID?
I’m an OG user 5 digits or less
Six figures baby!
I’m in the millions…
I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!
princess
everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye
Guqin music for the pretentious peak lord: "White Snow"
I caught myself wondering: if I were to pose as a high-minded peak lord, what music would I play?
There are many classics to choose from, but the song of the day is "White Snow", if only because of the fable surrounding it.
Till this day, the most well-known chengyu (a type of 4-character idiomatic word that plays a very foundational role in the Chinese lexicon) describing highbrow, inaccessible art remains "阳 (yáng) 春 (chūn) 白 (baí) 雪 (xuě)", or "sunlit spring, white snow."
What does snow have to do with high art, one might ask.
The answer lies in "Dialogue with King of Chu", a classical text that describes a conversation the poet Song Yü (298-222 BCE) had with King Qingxiang of Chu.
I believe the context of the story is that there were people accusing Song Yu (who is still known for being Extremely Hot) of improper conduct in his private life. So when the King questions him about it, instead of directly answering the question, Song Yu came up with some interesting metaphors.
One of them goes: There once was a renowned musician who came to perform in the capital. When he performed a popular street song, a thousand people sang along with him. When he began performing more elevated music, only a hundred people were able to follow along. Finally, when he played the most aesthetically and technically challenging songs, only ten could follow.
(This is followed by some animal metaphors that are basically Song Yu's way of saying: "these losers can't understand a high-minded individual such as I, so they can only talk shit behind my back 💅")
The important bit here is the difficult music only ten could follow, since they are, specifically, the songs "Sunlit Spring" and "White Snow". If one were to look for highbrow music, one can't go wrong with the very song the word "highbrow" is named after.
A version of the song is still performed today, after nearly 3000 years. This one is based on a Ming Dynasty version:
Time to play this in a bamboo grove as my knee-length hair flutters gently in the wind, before I am rudely interrupted by my shidi yelling about something.
this is unrelated but I also want fic where Maia gets a third set of nohecharei because he’s trying to implement an eight-hour workday across the Elflands and he believes in setting a positive example.
mini project hail mary sketch dump 💫 this movie has completely taken over my brain
everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs
“Only women can—” nope. “But all men—” nah. “The divine femininity of—” gonna stop you right there. “Everyone born ama—” if you finish that sentence I’ll kill you. “Men don’t experience—” you’re wrong. “Gender isn’t real but sex is imm—” *loud incorrect buzzer*
It also goes without saying that bioessentialism inherently can’t be trans inclusive no matter how hard you try. “All men including trans men—” probably not. “This is only a woman’s issue—” is it really? “Afabs only—” why? “All trans men are like—” what? what are they like? finish the sentence i dare you.
i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention
‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??
oh no oh no please not this post please
reblog to get your bones rattled at the dubious convention
but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually
still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah