I Like to Read Words

20. Sarah. Missouri. Living life with show tunes in my head and cat fur on my clothes.

[ecrivainsolitaire]

[gaylorsoftwitter]

[incorrectgarette]

“Because they are just husbands. I am Evelyn Hugo. And anyway, I think once people know the truth, they will be much more interested in my wife.”

the seven husbands of evelyn hugo (taylor jenkins reid)

✧ reading playlist ✧

[byjove]

my ex’s 13 year old sister invited me to thanksgiving dinner and y’all better bet I’m going

[byjove]

my dad: there is no way in hell you are going

me: if you think anything you say is going to keep me from my ex’s aunt’s apple pie you are severely mistaken

[byjove]

THE PLOT THICKENS

my ex isn’t even going to be there!!!! deadass they replaced him with me

[byjove]

Update: I sat at the head of the table and had an in-depth conversation about print media and I’m fairly certain one of the uncles thought I was my ex and I think I have acquired a little sister now

[byjove]

picture of me with the family dog :)

[realbrickwall]

Some people steal your hoodie or your electronics when you break up. This brilliant woman straight up stole a man’s entire family.

[byjove]

I’m a dude, if you think straights are capable of reaching this level of wholesome unfettered pettiness you are mistaken.

[liberalsarecool]

If this does not get you focused on voting in 2018 and 2020, and every two years after, nothing will.

[emodotcom]

i thought she was in the tree fhdjssb

[tastefullyoffensive]

Dreams do come true. (via awhereitgoeswastaken)

[magiashley]

do you guys want to see a really good bat

[magiashley]

nobody answered but here you go anyway

[cheaphalloweencostume]

his name is Merlin Tuttle

[halloween-trash]

@anders-was-right

[capacity]

Every time I reblog a cool pic I’m like … What the point. But I still continue

[animals-lovers]

[pre-party]

[baskings-blog]

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

[bob-belcher]

[w0lfwren]

@ y’all saying mike was the first person to show eleven kindness

what’s good

[themetaisawesome]

Justice for Benny

[thewinterbabe]

[massivelimestonecube]

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

[massivelimestonecube]

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

[massivelimestonecube]

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

[spectral-bargheist-deactivated2]

chaotic good

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all