LET THEM FIGHT.

The Beast and the Boy // inconvenientlylargelizard

Hiro felt like he was nine years old again; and he had the gappy grin to prove it. Godzilla was actually going to let him ride them? Unbelievable! The good kind of unbelievable!

Huh, on second thoughts though, it probably wasn’t a ride, was it? It wasn’t as if the boy was going to be controlling the beast. More like a tour of the city; kaiju style. Whatever, the young Hamada felt lucky enough to even be touching this magnificent creature.

"Haha, all right!" He beamed, making himself as comfortable as he could atop the kaiju’s head; running his hands gently over their large, flat scales; eyes alight with wonder. Hiro had always been the ‘robot kid’ during his primary school years, but seeing this beast in all their glory made him realise why a lot of his peers were fascinated by dinosaurs and prehistoric animals.

"Well," He leant down a little, attempting to give Godzilla a smile, “I’m ready when you are, big guy!”

The kaiju seemed to chuckle a little as they started to get up onto their feet. Even if Hiro did have a good grip, the enormous lizard was ready to catch the little fellow - at least, in Godzilla’s eyes - if he fell. Safety was always good, and their paws were oddly soft. But paws are like that, yes? The palm of a hand is always squishier and softer than the back, if you’ve ever been bored enough to play with your hands and made notice of such. They stood at normal walking height, likely with his head near the flying kites above San Fransokyo, 150 meters up, right? At least it wasn’t flying with the chance of falling, but it was riding atop a giant reptilian monster with a chance of falling. But at least with the lizard, there was something to catch oneself on. And there Godzilla went, taking slow careful steps with the teen atop his head, beaming.

#xbotfighter #[[ :9 ]]

STARES AT.

“My hero has come for me. Pinch me, quick! I’ve gotta be dreaming!”

“You have?” the kaiju fanatic asked, his eyes growing wide. He tried not to act too enthusiastic about this in front of Godzilla. His hero still thought he was a kaiju! Surely another of his kind wouldn’t be impressed by rescuing a few measly humans. “I mean um…yeah, same here,” Fred finally replied, his excited tone settling down. “Those stupid humans. Never know what they’re getting into when they try to swim! It’s kinda pathetic, am I right?”

They nodded. “THOUGH I CAN SAY I’VE SEEN SOME EXCELLENT SWIMMERS, AND I DO FEEL BAD FOR THOSE WHO’VE LOST LIMBS TO SMALLER KAIJUS IN THE OCEAN. THEY SHOULD LIKELY TAKE MORE TIME TO LEARN ABOUT CREATURES OF THE SEA, BUT I UNDERSTAND THEIR EXCITEMENT FOR SPACE. HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT ONE OF JUPITER’S MOONS? IT HAS SALTWATER OCEANS. EXTRATERRESTRIAL KAIJUS? PROBABLY. MAYBE ONLY EXTRATERRESTRIAL MICROBES, BUT IT’S WORTH A SHOT.”

#howcoolwasthat

The Beast and the Boy // inconvenientlylargelizard

Hiro watched with interest as the kaiju observed the tiny robot flit around their nose, before, wait- Was that a smile? Godzilla could smile?! No way! It filled the boy with a strange kind of joy, how this beast was becoming more human by the minute.

"Heh," He grinned, "You can smile too, huh? I didn’t even know if your muscles could do that!" He ran a hand through his mess of hair, rocking back and forth on his toes with excitement.

"So," Hiro practically flung himself back to the window, anxious to spend as much time with the kaiju as possible, "Do you, uh, think, I mean?" He gave a sheepish smile, "What’s your policies on letting people on your back?" Hey, it wasn’t everyday a kaiju appeared outside your window, right? And besides, if he could hitch a ride on Godzilla themselves, he’d have bragging rights over Fred for, well, ever.

#xbotfighter #[[ yooo i would have had this replied to last night if my power hadnt gone out :9 ]]#[[ i need 4000000 godzillas but i only havve 3 and ones a suit ]]

The large reptilian creature gave a nod. They could in fact, think. How else would they be creative enough to fight other monsters and win? Most kaijus weren’t smart, sure, but Godzilla was. Enough to perchance speak, but they had a bit of a sore throat from roaring underwater at some ruder kaijus. Normal Godzilla behaviour. They then plopped their head down next to Hiro with a larger grin on their face. Hope Hiro’s got something warm; it’s probably a little cold on the sauropod’s head. They seemed to beckon the student to hop on.

parsleysage-rosemarythyme

*eats snack while looking for a better snack*

#ME #TRU

gothicprep

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”

#I AM BOTH

awalkingsin

There Are 5 kinds of teachers in highschool

the ones who are basically your friends and you can tell them anything

The ones who seem to hate teenagers and teaching and JFC why did they choose to do this for a living

the ones that are really nice but just suck at teaching and you never really learn anything in that class

the dorky one that never gets mad just gives you that long “I’m dissapointed in you look”

the ones that teach no matter whats going on in the class

#I'M PROBABLY THE LAST ONE #[[ @ my school most of them are the first ones lol ]]

theauspolchronicles

Tony Abbott voted for Hiram McDaniels for Mayor because a reptilian creature with complete disregard for human life in a position of political power reminds Tony of himself.

#STOP COMPARING TONY TO REPTILES #WE DON'T SUCK THAT MUCH #TONY ABBOTT

mxmistyeyed-deactivated20151018

fall out boy makes music for the kids that no one believes in

my chemical romance made music for the kids that didn’t believe in themselves

quaainterlude

#and patd makes music 4 kids who r gay

#DAMN SON #MUSIC

temaree-deactivated20150416

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

#TRUE

05637-deactivated20190328

{♚} be there for them. support them. love them.

#mogai #I'LL COME OUT OF THE OCEAN AND BEAT YOUR ASS IF I DISCOVER YOU'VE BEEN HURTING NB PEOPLE.#I'M NB TECHNICALLY #BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT MY PRONOUNS

STARES AT.

“My hero has come for me. Pinch me, quick! I’ve gotta be dreaming!”

Whew! Dodged that bullet! Fred sat down next to the large kaiju’s foot and tried to make himself comfortable, still relieved that he’d managed to avoid a chance of drowning. “Yeah,” he answered, trying to think up a story to fuel his excuse. “One time I saw this one kaiju eat a whole…uh seal, I think, and try to swim right after! Poor guy got a huge butt cramp and just…died. It was tragic.” The mascot gulped, realizing that his story probably wasn’t the most believable one out there.

#howcoolwasthat #MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS TO JUST WRITE 'rest in doritos' AND RRBLOG IT #IM LAUGHING

“REST IN PEACE. WHAT A WAY TO GO.” Had the large creature a hat, they would have put it over their chest. Likely where their heart was, yes. “ALTHOUGH, ON OCCASION I’VE MANAGED TO SAVE HUMANS FROM DROWNING, BUT THEY ASSUME I WAS A FRIENDLY TURTLE SINCE IT’S PROBABLY HARD TO FOCUS WHEN YOU’RE TRYING NOT TO DIE.”

STARES AT.

“My hero has come for me. Pinch me, quick! I’ve gotta be dreaming!”

Upon hearing the kaiju’s offer, the human male’s eyes shot open in shock. A nervous smile appeared on his face and he let go of the kaiju’s leg, falling to the ground. Heart beating quickly, Fred looked up at the larger creature. How was he going to explain this to his hero?

“Uhhhh well,” he began, getting up and dusting himself off, “I’d love to but…I just ate! You’re supposed to wait one hour after eating before swimming! Or is it two? Ten? Twenty-four? You know, I do think it was one day, not one hour…” The fanboy hoped that Godzilla believed him.

“I SEE HOW IT IS. CRAMPING ON A SWIM IN THE DEEP OCEAN ISN’T THE BEST EXPERIENCE IF YOU’RE NEW. AND ALSO THAT SMALL. I’VE SEEN IT ALL, SINCE I SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THE SEA. IT’S ACTUALLY A BIT SAD.” They gave a little bit of a nod. Perhaps chat time would be a better idea than swimming time.

#howcoolwasthat

The Beast and the Boy // inconvenientlylargelizard

The boy blinked; more surprised than anything else. He’d never imagined this beast to act so, well, human. It was actually kind of cute, like seeing a dog plop itself down on it’s hind legs so it looked like a person or something, but on a much larger scale.

Chuckling, he held Megabot closer to Godzilla’s nose, placing it gently between the kaiju’s nostrils. "Wait right there," He grinned, practically bouncing back over to his desk, "I’ll show you what this little guy can do."

In a few seconds, he returned with the controller, flicking the little robot into action. “See? It’s just like a remote controlled bot.” Megabot slowly (Hiro didn’t want to startle the beast) made it’s way up the kaiju’s snout, until it rested between their nose. "I actually used to use it for bot-fighting, but," The boy grinned, "You’re so much cooler."

#xbotfighter #ME 2 #i actually have a godzilla suit #i wore it to school once #:9 #lmao im sorry my replies are taking so long im kinda hooked on assclass #because EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING SO MUCH NEW EPISODE NEW CHAPTER MOVIE TRIALER ITS AN OVERLOAD OF EXICTE

A visible eyebrow was raised at the little robot as it crawled, and then a clear little bit of a smile and a tiny chuckle as it resided on top of their sizeable snout. Perhaps if they sat there for longer, someone could use their nose as a medium rockwall. But not exactly the perfect kind, because rocks and scales are very different, despite being good defense against a large claw. Sure, some things had made their way through Godzilla’s armor, but they weren’t exactly common. Another smile was on the sauropod’s face upon being called cooler. Remote control, hm? He knew some remotely controlled things, like missiles. Which most of the time were aimed at him or the other monster he’d fight. But they were remotely controlled, although he rarely had time to study them. Mostly, because fighting giant bugs doesn’t leave much time for disassembling warheads.

STARES AT.

“My hero has come for me. Pinch me, quick! I’ve gotta be dreaming!”

Breathe underwater? Swim well? Fred gulped, realizing that joining Godzilla might be a bit harder than he’d previously thought. Breathing underwater was humanly impossible (according to his friends at SFIT at least) and he wasn’t the best swimmer, despite having two pools at his house. Sure he knew a bit about it but he doubted that he could swim in an ocean. However, he couldn’t let Godzilla down. And if that mean he had to take a few swimming lessons, he’d just have to bring out the trunks. “Yep!” Fred replied, hoping the large kaiju didn’t realize how nervous he seemed. “Swimming and breathing? Underwater? Piece of cake! Mhmmm! Totally telling the truth here!”