Incorrect Actual Play

Definitely real quotes from whatever actual play most recently passed the vibe check Z • They/Them • Full Adult

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Ekon: So, are you three dating now?

Nikhil, Murdina & Sestia : Yes.

Ekon: Why?

Nikhil: I happen to find Murdina and Sestia very appealing.

Ekon: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with them .

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Sestia: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Murdina: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Sestia: Stop.

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Sestia: Thank you all for coming.

Murdina, wearing a hospital gown: When I heard you couldn't get laid, I dropped everything and came straight here.

Sestia: Well, I couldn't imagine anyone else being part of the "Fuck A Task Force".

Nikhil: Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way.

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Sestia, thinking about the metaphysical: Do you think there really is a God?

Nikhil: Well, someone is out to get me.

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Sestia: And here we see Murdina and Nikhil in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.

Murdina: Gaelic bread.

Nikhil: Grueling brad.

Murdina: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

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Nikhil: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Nikhil: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Mum’*

Malini: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

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Leila: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Sestia, watching Nikhil trying to set a sleeping Ekon on fire, and Murdina screaming and choking on air: I don't know either.

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Murdina: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…

Sestia: What’s updog?

Murdina: Nikhil! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Sestia: Believe it or not, men get pegged.

Ekon: Elaborate on that.

Sestia: No.

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Murdina/Sestia/Nikhil: *flirting*

Ekon: Could you be horny at a more convenient time?!

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Ekon: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Nikhil: We could attack them with hummus.

Ekon: I stand corrected.

Nikhil: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Nikhil: I'm sorry. It's just that you remind me of my old girlfriend.

Nikhil: She was a girl too.

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Nikhil: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

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Annabelle: This was almost a great idea.

Jasper: You just described 90% of our stuff.

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Murdina: Are you sure she’s even gay? She barely even looked at me.

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Nikhil: It'll be fun.

Nikhil: We'll make it a boys day.

Nikhil: Come on you punk bitch.

Ekon: I can't believe I have to say this.

Ekon: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.