Incorrect OTP quotes

Basically what the title says, most of my otps are crack ships which fandoms consist of me and three other people, and the reason I made the blog is to bring them some attention, however some, minority, are pretty popular like NaruHina, RenRuki, LawLight etc. Sometimes I'll do OT3s as well. Submissions and requests are open and welcomed! Most ships are from Naruto, Bleach, Attack on Titan, Tokyo Ghoul, Yugioh...

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Aizen: Please take out the trash.

Ulquiorra: Okay. Grimmjow! Where do you wanna go?

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Orihime: So, am I some kind of virgin sacrifice for you guys or something?

Grimmjow: If we simply wanted a virgin to sacrifice we’d just kill Ulquiorra.

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Grimmjow: Today’s dinner reminds me of your sense of humor.

Ulquiorra: Why is that?

Grimmjow: Because it’s tasteless and dry.

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Mai: I just love the eight wonders of the world.

Kaiba: But there is only seven of them.

Main: Clearly you've never seen me naked.

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Nelliel, about Harribel: She likes mysterious guys.

Grimmjow: Okay.

-later-

Harribel: Where are we going?

Grimmjow: IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!

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Grimmjow: I know Ulquiorra is having a miserable time. We have best friends telepathy. It's like my brain is receiving phone calls from him.

Nelliel: Well, you have a bad connection. Hang up.

Grimmjow: Nuh-uh. I can sense these things. Remember when Ulquiorra broke his leg and I sensed it?

Nelliel: That's because you fell on him and broke it.

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Harribel: What are you doing?

Grimmjow: Offering moral support!

Harribel: You have morals?

Grimmjow: No, but I support those who do!

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Grimmjow: I’m just too mature for that.

Nnoitra: The other day you slipped on ice while Naruto running.

Starrk: I saw you lick the floor because someone on minecraft told you not to.

Nelliel: I once saw you eat cold spaghetti while watching cartoons.

Ulquiorra: You exist.

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Nelliel: We’re kinda missing something guys.

Ulquiorra: Cohesion?

Grimmjow: Teamwork?

Starrk: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Starrk: I will put my “A” down to make “A.”

Nnoitra: I will add to your “A” to make “AT.”

Nelliel: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT.”

Ulquiorra: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC.”

Grimmjow: [Flips the board]

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Ulquiorra: Nelliel, you look really good in that outfit.

Nelliel, making a peace sign: Lit.

Ulquiorra: What?

Nelliel: I don’t know, it’s what I do when I don’t know how to respond.

(Later)

Nelliel: Ulquiorra, I think I love you.

Ulquiorra:

Ulquiorra, making a peace sign: Illuminated.

Ulquiorra: Wait, no.

Ichigo: Haha, dumbass.

Orihime: Hey, Ichigo, you look great today!

Ichigo:

Ichigo: Dank.

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Nelliel: I love murder mysteries!

Ulquiorra, trying to impress her: I've been a suspect in like four cases-

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Aizen: Of course I care about all of the Espada equally.

Grimmjow: We were attacked while you were away.

Aizen: Is Ulquiorra okay????

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Kisame: *searching around the room*

Deidara: Hey Kisame, what’re you looking for?

Kisame: My will to live.

Itachi: *comes into the run*

Deidara: Oh, there it is.

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Rangiku: I love you, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Gin: I'm the best thing to happen to you?

Rangiku: Yes.

Gin: ...Now I'm starting to feel bad for you.

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Nelliel: Girls are so hot.

Grimmjow: Guys are hot too, man.

Nnoitra: Why is everyone so hot?

Ulquiorra: Global warming.

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Grimmjow: I can’t do this.

Ulquiorra: come on, Grimmjow, you’re a trashCAN, not a trashCAN’T.