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main: @pretty-ugly-visitors she/her i promise i didn’t forget about this account i just have zero motivation to be creative at the moment

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alex: do you have a problem?

miles: mental or physical?

alex: yuh

source: @the-red-rainy-perytons

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nick: what if the person who named walkie talkies named everything?

alex: pregnancy tests are maybe babies

miles: socks are feetie heaties

jamie: forks are stabby grabbies

alex: defibrillators are heartie starties

miles: nightmares are dreamy screamies

jamie: stamps are lickie stickies

matt, annoyed: you are disappointments

*this was made before i created the other blog, so this is old

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Miles: I’m going to take you out

Alex: great, it’s a date!

Miles: I meant that as a threat.

Alex: See you at five!

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THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH HOLY SHIT I LOVE YALL

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Matt, visibly stressed and confused: what are you doing?

Alex, looking up from their chisel: sharpening a pencil?

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Jamie, trying to wake Nick up: Miss Keisha? Miss Keisha!

*Nick is still asleep*

Jamie: Oh my fucking god he fucking dead

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Alex, to Nick: you are the reason shampoo has instructions

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Jamie: Sitting in the garden for today! Gonna do nothing!

Alex: I’m in the bushes

Jamie: Where?

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hey thanks for the funny number

also i know my posting schedule is wack but i’ve just been so busy recently. i promise i’m trying :)

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reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

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yEs💀

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i guess we’ll never know

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Jamie: So, Matt, agile beast, if “Matt” isn’t your real name, then what is it?

Matt: It’s Britney, bitch

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“I’m dumb when it comes to school, but when it comes to sticks I’m pretty smart.”

- Nick O’Malley, probably

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Jamie: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

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thank y’all so much for 50 followers that’s crazy!!

also, i’m sorry that my posts have been kinda crap and inconsistent, i’m in a bit of a creative block rn.

anyways thank y’all so much!!

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Alex, Nick, and Matt are sitting on a bench

Jamie: Why do you guys look so sad?

Alex: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Jamie sits down*

Nick: The bench is freshly painted.

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Alex, during every interview: really, how is anyone doing this sober?

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Miles, to Alex: Shall I get you a step stool so you can look in my eyes when you threaten me?