#source: one direction

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: Who is Wandanat?

Tony: A friend of ours.

Y/N: Who is she?

Wanda: That is a conspiracy of fanfiction that is made up between me and Natasha. It gets pretty graphic, like me and Nat are together and my boyfriend isn't real.

[fullmoonhijinks]

Dylan: [Playing with Chris' phone} Ryan: What are you doing? Dylan: It says "do not dial 9" Ryan: Dylan: So I dialled 9.

[traitordenki]

Interviewer: can you tell me some of your dating deal breakers and why?

Bakugou: how long have you got?

Deku: I’ve always said ‘if a girl ever spits’, but I’ve never - I don’t think I’ve ever dated a girl who, like, spat.

[a few chuckles from the audience]

Deku: no! No, no, no, no, no. No, I mean, like- no, no, no. I mean -

[fluffimemes]

Mammon: [Playing with MC's house phone]

MC: What are you doing?

Mammon: It says “do not dial 9”.

MC:

Mammon: So, I dialed 9.

[incorrect-jshkxreader]

Kou: What’s your name?

Mitsuba, whispering to Apparition!(Y/N): Can I tell him my real name?

(Y/N): No!

Mitsuba: I’m… (Y/N) (L/N)

(Y/N), whispering to themselves: The ONE TIME he gets my name right…

[incorrect-drxreader]

(Y/N): [playing with someone else’s house phone]

Kaede: What are you doing?

(Y/N): It says “do not dial 9”.

Kaede:

(Y/N): So, I dialed 9.

[incorrect-arctic-monkeys]

Jamie: Sitting in the garden for today! Gonna do nothing!

Alex: I’m in the bushes

Jamie: Where?

[incorrect-nowunited]

Heyoon: Are you a morning person or a night person?

Sabina *Who hasn't slept in three days, reading Now United Fan Fictions all night*: I'm barely even a person