Incorrect Arrowverse Quotes

What do you mean they never said that?

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Cisco: When I get murdered, make sure my case is unsolved.

Harry: What?

Cisco: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Caitlin: Let’s go back to the “when I get murdered” part.

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Source: A Voice From The Dark

Lena: Hey Sara, having a spa day up here is nice and all, but some of us are starving and we can't find the kitchen.

Nia: Me want food or me mutiny and take this ship to a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell!

Sara: I will lead you to it. It's not exactly the banquet I had planned for everyone, but it'll do.

Ryan: Careful, she's eaten all the celery already.

Sara: Ryan. This is my timeship. There is always more celery for me to eat.

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Also wanted y’all to know I would still take submissions for posts with sources if anyone ever had them and would credit u :)

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Hey guys!

As you already know, there’s a new admin. I’ve decided to transfer the blog solely over to Lydia and I know they’ll do a great job!

Thank you all so much for supporting the blog even after it had gone dormant and I hope you continue to enjoy it.

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Nora: do you believe in ghosts Ray?

Ray: I do! But more importantly I think they need to believe in themselves, you know?

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Hi! New admin here! I’m Lydia nice to meet you happy to be here :)

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Cisco: I have sent good vibes your way.

Cisco: They are coming. 

Cisco: There is nothing you can do to stop them.

Oliver: …

Oliver: This is the most threatening way I have ever been cheered up. 

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Lex Luthor: It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Lena Luthor: Man, fuck Shakespeare. Jane Austen or go home.

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Mick: Arson is a hobby  

Rip: …

Mick: Which I engage in

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Oliver: Roy, you’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Roy: Don’t you hate yourself?

Oliver: Yeah but this is about you, stay focused.

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Iris: You have to eat your fruit! You know what they say, ‘an apple a day keeps the doctor away’!

Barry: An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Joe: So does a rock.

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Nia Nal: Hey, Anti-Monitor!

Anti-Monitor: Hey!

Nia Nal: Could you, like, not murder us all? It just seems like a butthole thing to do.

Anti-Monitor: Sorry. Got to kill you and the entire multiverse.

Nia Nal: Okay. Thanks for hearing me out, at least.

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Clarissa, finally inviting the legends over for dinner: So do any of you have any food allergies? Martin loves sea food, but if you have a shellfish allergy I can make some chicken.

Leonard, staring at the clams that Clarissa had made: I’m not aware of I’m allergic to any of that… I guess there’s one way to find out.

Leonard, with zero hesitation: *pops a shellfish into his mouth, and swallows it*

Clarissa: *stares in stunned horror*

The legends: *various looks of surprise and exasperation*

Leonard, slowly nodding: Well, I’m not allergic.

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Oliver: It’s not illegal.

Lance: [staring into his car’s trunk which is full of baguettes] 

Lance: It’s just…there’s so much-

Tommy: But it’s not illegal.

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Black Lightning: Gyaah! He walked through me. A person. Just. Walked. Right. Through me. Fuck this, let’s get out of the ghost room!

Gambi: But, ghosts aren’t real.

Black Lightning: Oh, oh really? Maybe you should tell them that! I’m sure they’ll apologize right away!

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Laurel: *hugs Sara*

Sara: What are you doing?

Laurel: Appreciating the little things in life.

Sara: YOU BITCH

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Leonard: Mick, we need to talk about-

Mick: The building was already on fire when I got there

Leonard: What

Mick: What?