(Not even slightly) Daily incorrect BTT80s quotes

not linking my main cuz im embarrassed lmfaooo (they/them - my name is charlie)

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Corey: I've really got to know who Corey Palmer is.

Kirk: Who is he, then?

Corey: Corey Palmer.

Kirk: I can see where that must have come as a shock.

Corey: Well, yes.

Kirk: All these years and you never suspected.

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Holy shit since when is there so much Back to the Eighties smut on Ao3???? Not mad about it, just surprised

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Fuck wait Miss Brannigan and Mr Cocker are so Old College Try (The Mountain Goats)

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Corey Snr: I didn't always follow the teachers. I did things my own way. Like, 3 plus 2, maybe it does equal 6.

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Michael: I decide who's cool and who's not. I decide if Billy can date Cyndi.

Michael, to Billy: The answer's still no, BY THE WAY.

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Miss Brannigan: Not here! Too many eyes! *Gestures vaguely behind her*

Mr Cocker: How many eyes? *Gestures vaguely behind him*

Miss Brannigan: Two plus two - four!

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Feargal: I have been known to blurt out ‘fiddlesticks’ in moments of crisis.

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Oh my god the Shoot From The Hip fandom has found my blog. Hi guys 👋👋

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Mr Cocker, to Miss Brannigan: What do you want for dinner, Sheena?

Billy: SHEENA?!

Mr Cocker: That’s her name, William

Michael: WILLIAM?!

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Michael, taunting Corey: Big di– No, that's not an insult. Little dick!

Billy: BIG DICK!

Michael: No–

Billy: You got a big dick!

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Billy: Oh, oh! I-I-I think I'm having... ah, what do you call it? A headache with pictures?

Cyndi: An idea?

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Corey: I’m sorry for lashing out like that, guys. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

Kirk: I do that with my stupidity.

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Thank you @sitdownfeargalyounerd and everyone who got me to 100 reblogs!

WOAH

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Miss Brannigan: At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh.

Miss Brannigan: *sits in silence*

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*Waiter gives Billy his food*

Michael: Now, what do we say?

Billy, to the waiter: About time!

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Michael: Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse, that's what I always say.

Miss Brannigan: Please say something else.

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Mr Cocker: Don’t be a fool, you idiot!

Billy: I’ll be whatever I wanna do!