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Haru: Legosi, I am glad that you’re safe, and that you rescued me from the black market, but we’re not going back there to engage with a dangerous serial killer and tusk trader! Right, Louis?

Louis: Here’s the thing, Haru...

Haru: Oh, god.

(submitted by aukefi)

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Haru: You need to man up

Legosi: Man up? That’s sexist!

Haru: ...

Legosi: I’m sorry I don’t see gender, SIR.

(submitted by thegreatbaryonyxreef)

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Pina: Stop letting your heart and dick choose your date.

Bill: I'm confused... What is left?

Bill: OH. My brain. Nevermind, you're right.

Pina: You really forgot your whole brain.

Aoba: He was listening to your words with his dick.

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Legosi: Don't you ever just miss the vivid imagination of childhood?

Melon: I never had one.

Legosi: An imagination or a childhood?

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Legosi: Where's Haru?

Louis: She's small, she's probably under something.

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Haru, entering the Hidden Condo soaking wet: Be honest. Can you see my bra?

Legosi: I… I don’t have the right answer for this.

Sebun, passing by : Oh, hey! I have that bra!

(submitted by dontexpecttomakesense)

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Juno: Haru is a lot of things! Friend, confidante, occasional guest star in some confusing dreams that remind me a woman’s sexuality is a moving target.

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Haru: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe at who I am now.

Juno: 13 year old me wouldn't think I'd get this far.

Kyuu: I would fight a 13 year old me.

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Gosha: [to Yafya] Like a fine wine, we get better with age...or rather, we feel better about our age with lots of wine.

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Legosi: I’ll pick you up at 7! I’ll be the guy wearing the awesome blue jacket.

Haru: ...we’ve been dating for months. I know what you look like.

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Jack: Are we friends again?

Legosi: No.

Jack:

Legosi: ... We're brothers.

Jack: That was terrifying, don't pause like that!

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Jack: So have you decided the cake for the wedding yet?

Legosi: No, but I’ve learned that Baked Alaska can be made locally.

Jack:

Jack: Well I have and even bigger scoop for you, buddy.

Jack: MarsBars are made right here on Earth!

(submitted by dontexpecttomakesense)

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Melon: Did you send him a friend request?

Louis: I don’t want to be his friend. I want to shoot him in the face. Can you help me?

(submitted by thegreatbaryonyxreef)

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Legosi: Don't you worry, I will always be here to make sure no one bothers you.

Louis: Legosi.

Legosi: Yes?

Louis: You're bothering me.

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Bill, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket? Haha!

Pina: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

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HEY THERE!

i hope you guys are doing well

as many of you know these past few months have been excruciating for my mental health, not only because of the pandemic but other personal stuff, among them my dog being diagnosed with a very agressive type of cancer. i spent the last 3 months taking care of and spoiling him as much as i could. he finally passed away 2 weeks ago and little by little i’ve been adapting to my new routine and assimilating his absence. my mental health has also been improving, i manage to get some help, and it’s been working. i still have bad days but they’re less frequent now, i’m eating healthir and i’m taking up my hobbies again. anyway, all of this is to tell you that i’m coming back. i’ll be doing it gradually so don’t expect much content right away, as i also have to catch up with the manga (so no spoilers pls) and i have to look up for quotes lol

thank u so much for your patience <3

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Hey, I was wondering on making a small comic, is there any way to tag you on Twitter too?

Hi!

I don’t have Twitter but you can send me the link