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since i don't use this account at all anymore who wants me to open mod applications to run this account

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(Y/N): Can I go to the pool?

Captain Caviar: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.

(Y/N): No, can I go by myself?

Captain Caviar: You don’t want to go with me?

(Y/N): You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.

Captain Caviar: It’s the only way to establish dominance.

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Cloud Haetae: (Y/N) taught me to think before I act.

Cloud Haetae: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Twizzly Gummy: What are your adjectives?

(Y/N): ...You mean my pronouns?

Twizzly Gummy: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?

(Y/N): ...I dunno. What are yours?

Twizzly Gummy: Noisy and chaotic!

(Y/N): I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

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(Y/N): I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Smoked Cheese: And you came to me?

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(Y/N): Mozzarella, I’m afraid.

Mozzarella: Just stay close to Smoked Cheese.

(Y/N): That's why I’m afraid.

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(Y/N): Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

(Y/N): Ask me to kill for you.

Crème Brûlée: ...First of all, calm down-

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(Y/N): I can catch one of them. Let's go, Almond.

Almond: I didn't volunteer.

(Y/N): A stake out needs two people! Think, Almond. Who's gonna watch all the crime stuff while the other one eats a hoagie?

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(Y/N): The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Shadow Milk.

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(Y/N) on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.

(Y/N) on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

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(Y/N): Dr. Wasabi, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Dr. Wasabi: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

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(Y/N): Are you having another depressive episode?

Truthless Recluse: A depressive episode?

Truthless Recluse: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

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(Y/N): Don’t be sad!

Truthless Recluse: Why not?

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(Y/N): I don’t have a good answer.

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*(Y/N) and Candy Apple texting*

Candy Apple: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

(Y/N): Isn't Black Sapphire there?

Candy Apple: Yes but I like you more.

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(Y/N): The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Roguefort: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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(Y/N): Hey, Mystic Flour, do you have feelings for me?

Mystic Flour: Yeah, anger.

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(Y/N): I ran into Cobalt in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on his guitar.