Incorrect Exo Mamaverse quotes

Incorrect quotes based on my version of exo's mamaverse

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Sehun:I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

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Kai:What is life?

Kyungsoo:A series of unfortunate events that lead to your death.

Suho:Kyungsoo,my child-

Sehun:Seems lively.

Suho:SEHUN,MY CHILD-

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Sehun:I'm a big country fan.

Luhan,trying to impress him:China is very large.

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Chanyeol:How did you guys find me?!

Baekhyun:We saw a huge explosion.

Kyungsoo:And wondered 'now who could that be?'.

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I am way too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity right now.

Sehun at some point

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Kai:We don't need guns.

Kai:I have a lighter,okay,we get some hairspray,make some flamethrowers.

Kai:Let's fry these bitches.

Suho:No one is frying any bitches.

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Chanyeol:I wasn't injured,I was lightly stabbed.

Baekhyun:I'm sorry,you were stabbed?!

Chanyeol:Lightly stabbed.

Chanyeol:I didn't want to frighten you.

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Xiumin: The new plan is no plan,we'll wing it!

Xiumin: ....Probably won't work but I said it with a lot of confindence.

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Suho:Has anyone seen Chanyeol?

Chanyeol,lying facedown on the floor:Present.

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The Evil Guardian:I think I know what's going on in your head Sehun.

Sehun:Well then,welcome to the terror dome.

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Xiumin:Looking back I have no regrets.

Chen:You should

Xiumin:Yep.

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Baekhyun:And once again,Baekhyun and Chanyeol save the day.

Kyungsoo:You didn't do anything,it was all Chanyeol.

Baekhyun:We're a package deal,everyone knows that.

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Chanyeol:The doctor said that I was perfectly fine.

Chanyeol:Except for this massive burn scar.

Chanyeol:And a broken rib.

Chanyeol:Which was right next to two other broken ribs.

Kyungsoo:....Did he clear you or not?

Chanyeol:He did not.

Chanyeol:Alrght let's get to work.

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Suho:Chanyeol.

Chanyeol:Suho-hyung.

Baekhyun:Baekhyun!

Suho:....Okay,you just said your own name.

Baekhyun:It was the only one left.

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Dude,just admit you ruined everything and turned our lives into a living hell.No biggie.

Baekhyun,when they meet The Evil Guardian for the first time

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Chanyeol:Anyway,I'm going to go cry in the bathroom.

Exo-M:.....

Exo-k:.....

Chanyeol:Peace out homies.

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Baekhyun:This was almost a great idea.

Chanyeol:You just described 90% of our ideas.